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[–] superkret@feddit.org 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm so FUCKING tired of second-hand memes pre-censored to pass another site's algorithm.

Wouldn't want to get demonetized on lemmy now, would we?

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let's petition the mods to ban censoring swears

[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

no let's censor them instead

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Blame Americans using Chinese controlled apps. Apparently you can't cuss in China or some shit?

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 36 points 2 months ago
[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone erased most of two letters making it impossible to read the word "fucking". I was about to shit a brick.

fuck

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

True! This fucking shit has to st*p!!

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you read the "shitpost" rules?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Pray tell, what fucking rule do you think the word fucking violated? Please. Help us out here.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Danny Trejo is so awesome!

[–] don@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whew, good thing they censored the word “fucking”, now I have no idea what the fuck that word could be.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

now I have no idea what the fuck that word could be.

It was "fucking."

Did my good deed for the day…

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Fuck me, why the fuck would they censor fucking "fucking," of all fucking things?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Fuck if I know.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 14 points 2 months ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago

The Easter Bunny is a factory farmer. Everyone thinks he's so great, but those chickens have to lay so many eggs in the weeks leading up to Easter and it's a great example of capitalism at its worst.

Cancel the Easter Bunny!

/this is satire, dummy

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

This year the easter bunny is getting mugged for their eggs.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Idk I remember being told the Easter Bunny only came to good kids

That said, the Easter Bunny myth also got busted much earlier than Santa for me

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I read on Wikipedia that earlier tales of the Easter bunny only had it giving gifts to good kids, it might just be a regional thing now

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

I mean, a magical man vs a magical human-sized-rabbit… I can see why.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Santa = Rich uncle that likes to give gifts.

EB = Drunk uncle that tries to imitate Santa.

"HEY KIDS! Here's abasket of... Idunno... toysnsugarnsomestuff! I got uhh... Some... Some... Uhh... OhyeahIgoteggstoo! Iforgotwheretheywentsoyougottafindemyourself! 'Kbye!"