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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Thanks! That website was aggressive lmao

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Seven years in two days? Talk about eager!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Big deal! The Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant met its 5 year goal in 3 seconds!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love beavers. I hope they survive the Anthropocene and take over as the dominant species on earth. All Hail Our Beaver Overlords!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Timber born

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I dont know how I have missed this, but i highly recommend this masterpiece to anyone planning to binge a couple of shows tonight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I watched that last week at the cinema! It was a surprise movie event. What a weird and hilarious movie, I've never laughed so hard. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I keep telling my coworkers beavers will save the planet. I'll add this to my proof.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Post10 seen getting airline tickets to clear that beaver dam (one for him, one for his rake)