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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago

~~Don’t~~ be evil.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I’m so glad I’ve been de-googlifying these past few years. All that’s left is an Adblocked YT and a Gmail account I mostly use to sign up for random shit.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] mercator_rejection@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am not fully degoogled by any means (it is really hard when family uses and relies on Google products), but you can always start with your own domain and a private (paid) email service (like fastmail or proton). It's an easy step to take for yourself (but getting everyone you know to start using the new one takes time).

I have a Synology NAS I use for storage, photos, and media. It's easy mode storage l, and comes with a lot of apps you can install to replace ones you might use from Google/apple.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Unfortunately proton is no longer a company I trust either. It’s getting harder and harder to find a safe haven…

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 56 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's amazing how Trump, a man who has never had a single successful business in his life, has been successful in intimidating much more successful businesses.

I will be damned if he does not go down in history as the most accomplished conman in history. Forget about the people who invented the Brooklyn Bridge scam (ever heard the expression 'if you believe that I have a bridge to sell you'? That's where it came from) or the guy who sold the Effel Tower, or Ponzi, or whatever. Trump demolishes all other conmen in how he managed to time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time again fool so many people into giving him their money for his failed ideas, but also told them to eat shit all the way and told them to kiss his ass harder next time he comes along to demand money for more failed businesses.

In that end he is remarkably competent. The only thing he is good at.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I don't think it's Trump at all. Who did Musk have suddenly contact with before veering far right? Who had several meetings with Trump in his first term that no-one was allowed to record? And who is waging a cyberwar of misinformation and propaganda right out of "Foundation of Geopolitics" since at least 2014?

It's Putin. Trump is just the smokescreen. He tries to achieve globally what he did in Russia, aligning all oligarchs under himself with the promise of even more obscene riches. And with the US the first domino has fallen for good. Next he will try to destroy the EU (Brexit was only the trial run).

At this point, only China might put him in check and they will only do it if it helps their own plans of global domination (they seem to prefer a soft approach for now). A truly united EU might also help, but I don't have a lot of hope for that.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

They're eager to appease. They all want to be giant corrupt monopolies and are thrilled at being given the opportunity by the tv gameshow host.

They know if they don't take our political power away, we will eventually dismantle and regulate their tech empires.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 5 points 1 month ago

I think he was unexpectedly successful in winning the 2016 election.

I also think that by mid 2017 "his" administration had built up collection of "advisors" who have been increasingly calling the shots since then. They give him "on brand" scripts to read, but he's not personally orchestrating much of anything.

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[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"We will also be adding Lynch a Minority for the following states..."

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 month ago
  • Virginia
  • North Carolina
  • South Carolina
  • Georgia
  • Florida
  • Alabama
  • Tennessee
  • Mississippi
  • Louisiana
  • Texas
  • Arkansas
  • Oklahoma
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Yeah I'm de-googling, fuck this

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago (5 children)

They also changed gulf of Mexico officially to gulf of America in Maps

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How dumb. Seriously how fucking dumb do you have to be to go along with something that is so juvenile and stupid. Everything about it is dumb.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

They've done this for every disputed area around the world for a long time. Depending on where you're logging in from you'll see a different locale.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I see "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)" in Canada which is fucking stupid. Nobody outside of the US recognises "Gulf of America"

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Basically nobody in the US recognizes Gulf of America either.

I mean, most people could probably figure it out by deduction, but nobody is going to point right to it on a map.

[–] Alterforlett@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Just checked, same in Norway. Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)

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[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

They should have a Normal / Maga toggle for their apps

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

For fucks sake

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy fuck! Welp, today's the day, I've been a heavy Google user since they became a company basically. Starting to unwind all that TODAY.

[–] tabris@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Good luck. I'm also on that process. Just changing email provider is enough work with over 300 accounts using my Gmail address. Don't give up, but be aware it's a lot of work.

[–] saltinecrackers@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (21 children)

What's everyone using for email in a post Google world?

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Proton mail is pretty good. And they have a trustworthy VPN service.

Update: I officially rescind my statement. Do not use Proton.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Fuck proton, get off proton.

[–] febra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Get mullvad if you want a good VPN provider. Get tutamail if you want a good email provider.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Tuta and Mailbox

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago
[–] febra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Tutamail. Actually great company values. Company works more like a coop. Diversity and inclusion is part of its message. Encryption is paramount.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

wow such enthusiastic ass kissers. "Am I kissing hard enough Daddy? Will you let me run rampant and monopolize on tech Daddy?"

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh yeah, by all means, stop using all Google related services, then realize that about 50% of web services for banking, agriculture, logistics, infrastructure, telecommunications, research and development, industry, transportation, healthcare and energy are hosted on GCP

“Oh but my service is hosted on AWS/AZURE”

Yeah and what do you think is the fallback in case of DRP?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Which is a long way to say that Google exists as a prime failure of the government's onus to regulate businesses. Google should never have been allowed to creep its tentacles into so many facets of life.

Just as with most technology, the Feds have been turning a blind eye, and pocketing cash while tech robber barons privatized existence.

[–] WagyuSneakers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I agree with the sentiment, but GCP typically isn't the fail over. Most people will start with AWS and fail over to Azure, or start with Azure and just fail into nothing.

To stop using Google you would need to find every app that used Firebase and ignore them, that would be one of the hardest parts. You couldn't use GitLab or other SaaS tools that work out of GCP. You'd likely need to just get offline to avoid their ads.

AWS is the professional one. Azure has Microsoft power. GCP tends to be less well through of. Alibaba isn't far behind GCP. Even a fistful of smaller providers will collectively have double the users/revenue or more It is usually 30% for AWS, 20% Azure and 10% GCP these days.

Not to say GCP is bad, I like BigQuery as much as the next guy, but alluding that it's the fail over or fallback for professional companies is not accurate.

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 16 points 1 month ago

Wow, that’s not suspicious at all.

[–] DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Starting to makes sense. All this anti American crap was happening last time he was president too. I thought the world was going mad, but he was pushing. It was him the whole time.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is hardly a push. These companies are changing because they want to change. No one is forcing them to change things. He's just giving them cover.

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[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Interesting, my phone just disabled Google calendar due to my pressing and holding on the icons. Can't help but wonder if these events are related.

They might be since I refuse to get up with fleas after lying down with nazi hounds....

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago
[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'd rather those were opt-in anyway. Just have a box you can tick for "cultural awareness events" or something.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I mean okay to choice, but why do you care on this? Who gives a shit? As long as they aren't adding national donut day and frivolous shit shit like that.

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Some like to keep their calendars clean, which should be their choice. There is already a setting for showing national holidays, they could just expand that

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[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago

Tech megacorps are wusses, in other news fire is hot.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Do no evil....

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