You missed the punchline, one instant later.

She claimed her uncle was deported as part of Trump’s mass deportation plan.

Way to bury the fucking lede. When did this happen? Why the fuck did neither Mediaite nor Cardi B think that part was important, except to clarify one aspect of how she thought shoe justice could be achieved?

I needed a good laugh, and this delivered. Thank you, and thank you OP.

Im amazed Trump is the only president to ever attend the super bowl though.

Wow. “I bought shoes that you’re not meant to walk in, and now they’re damaged because I needed to walk.”

Not on this planet at all.

The headline had me thinking it was some convoluted critique of his decisions, but no, she's actually just pissy about her shoes and her uncle is nothing more than an aside.

She said she likes him "lesser" now so I'm pretty sure she didn't care for the dude before this. This was just even more bullshit from the orange bastard.

Honestly this seems too absurd even for the onion!? What the fuck lol

There's a certain type of wealthy-person stuff that proves its value by being incredibly impractical or fragile. "Not only did I spend way too much for this, I already know that it'll probably fall apart soon, and I'll have to buy another." Being able to bring up again how expensive it was and how pissed off you are that it fell apart is just another good opportunity to let everyone in the vicinity know that you buy absurd rich-girl stuff. That's actually better than still having the stupid spiky shoes.

They make swimsuits that are dry clean only, so shoes you can't actually walk in doesn't surprise me.

Cardi B was terrible when she was poor too. Used to legit fuck dudes and then rob them.

Ex-stripper, so yes.

She does sound like she's currently on page 2 of her copy of "How to learn goodder English real quicker".

Yes she is

She’s dumb as fuck.

Really expensive ones I guess

See Uncle, I tried, but Trump ain't budging, so uh you'd better just stay deported.