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My 3yo wanted purple mash potatoes, it didn’t really work because I used yellow potatoes. Then my 3yo decided she didn’t want potatoes so my wife and I were stuck eating prison gruel.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i've worked a significant time of my life in kitchens, never came i across purple mashed potato.
i've seen it in hells kitchen, i guess, and assumed, that they use normal potatos and add some "color"

now i had to search and found purple potatoes. you said your's were yellow. this means your potatoes were partly purple?

sorry, stupid german here.

gonna leave one of my favorite foods here, kinda looks like your mashed potatoes. labskaus:
https://mybestgermanrecipes.com/north-german-labskaus-recipe/

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They used food dye on yellow potatoes and created a crime against humanity and potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

This is correct 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The potatoes never stay as purple as you'd like.

We have these in NZ: https://www.tepapa.govt.nz/discover-collections/read-watch-play/maori/maori-potatoes (last image on the page).

They start out the bright royal purple in the image, but by the end of boiling they turn a blueish-grey colour, and the water will be a delightful maroon-crimson shade.

If you want it to look like you've blended up Barney the Dinosaur, you're going to be colouring them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My purple roasties come out purple as. Could maybe adapt to a mash without boiling but would need to run them through a ricer or something

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, great purple colour when baked or fried.

Boiled, not so much ;)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

just wait 'til tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The Hawaiian sweet potatoe we get in Australia is great for mash, and purple...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I am sorry

that you created a child