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Whose Gulf? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Gulf of Cuba United States Mexico

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the objectively correct answer

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better add in the I for international waters.

Gulf of I.C.U.M.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I jizzed in the Gulf

[–] forrcaho@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who's: a contraction for "who is".

Whose: belonging to whom.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m embarrassed I made that mistake. I absolutely know better. Thanks for the correction.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

yeah wow you're literally the first person ever to make such a grammar mistake on the internet, so embarrassing

[–] forrcaho@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now I wish I'd sent a DM instead. No need to embarrass you in public, oops. Oh well, next correction I'll be more discreet.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No worries! Your correction was appropriate. I think the edit just took a while to sync across instances. I was embarrassed because I take pride in my writing. It could have been between us, or broadcast globally, and I’d have felt the same.

Thanks for the consideration. Have a good night!

[–] drdalek@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago

This is just distraction politics. Easy to talk about and have an opinion on, while completely dismantling the country with the other hand.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump: Someone get me a sharpie

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Throw in a couple of hurricanes for good measure. We can always nuke ‘em.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And if you measure it in miles of coastline...

Mexico - 1,743 miles.
US - 1,680 miles.

https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2025/02/12/us-google-change-gulf-of-mexico-to-gulf-of-america-after-trump-executive-order/78461485007/

Other sites round up the US portion to an even 1,700, which is STILL short(!)

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does this fully take into account Louisiana? I feel like those river deltas and swamplands add up to a massive amount of what could be considered coastline.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they’re both infinite that’s just 50/50 right?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

More like ♾️/♾️, so closer to 1.

[–] datendefekt@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't 50/50 = 1 = ♾️ / ♾️?

[–] wischi@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

I'm fairly certain that's not how it works 🤣

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Could be part of the "rounding up", same for the Florida Keys.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I never knew there were international waters in the gulf. Interesting!

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet those two pockets have seen some shit.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

"I ain't seen nuthin."

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Seem kinda pointless to me, might as well divvy them up

[–] _chris@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The text of the EO actually only orders renaming of the portion of the gulf that is shown as the American EEZ on that map.

But, much like with everything else in society, the companies who bent over backwards renaming as fast as possible were too dumb to read the actual assignment and / or instead just wanted to gargle the ring.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

I doubt Donald Trump read the EO either. And those companies know this, and they know he's a small and petty man.

This whole thing doesn't matter much, it just makes the US looks stupid. It's not the job of these companies to oppose the guy Americans voted for even when he's making the country look stupid. It was the duty of American citizens to vote wisely to prevent guys like Trump from having power, but that didn't happen, so here we are.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Gulf of Embarrassingly Tiny Hands

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, but google removed the ability to suggest edits when I looked last.

So I suggested a correction for mar a lago. It should be Turd-o-Lardo

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You can report Google search results by tapping the three dots to the right of the results.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well no I can’t because I don’t have that spyware on my phone.

And you shouldn’t either.

Edit to clarify, the website has a different interface.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don’t have a web browser?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Bro.

Read what I said and you’d realize I don’t need your totally unsolicited advice.

In order to make it clear: in order to suggest a change to mar a lago, I’d have to know how to do that.

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

"Gulf Uck Yourself"

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

I say we call it uh...

The Burning Sea.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

the gulf is the pride america left behind

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

There's two international waters, but only one for each nation. Clearly this is the Gulf of international waters

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Gulf of the Americas?

Maybe it should have corporate sponsorship like football stadiums.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Gulf of idk

[–] Pussydogger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

EEZ and teorritorial claims are completely different things!

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

if you really wanted to be like this needs renaming, why the fuck didnt you go with "The Gulf of the Americas" not that it touches both north and south. But Gulf of North America doesnt have a nice sound to it