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[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Great point, Diddy. Let's punish the white men for their crimes, too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If he knows about it, I'm pretty sure it won't be hard for him to find a cop willing to take a statement these days...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

He's still black, don't want to risk your life engaging murderous pigs

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Name names then.

Lets get em all.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Donald Trump.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

They got Epstein's list. Just post it

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago

A solid point. But you're still a rapist and should be punished for that.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only a matter of time until trump pardons him.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Rape together.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Dang, you know what he's right. Guess we should let him go now, huh?

Like yeah, that's a very astute point to make. But you're not the one who should be making it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Buddy the only other high profile guy to recently get done for shit like this was Epstein, maybe don't make toooo much noise about justice not being served here....

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wonder what took him so long to pull out this gem of a card!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I guess Elon Musk gesture has something to do with it...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Maybe he should tell us the names of these other white men.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That doesn't make it right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No one said it was.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That's the exact defense he should use in court. I'm sure it will hold up well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I agree, every guilty party should be punished severely, regardless of color, social class, religion, etc

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Or status as a current sitting president.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What comes around...just wait