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[–] [email protected] 194 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Great point, Diddy. Let's punish the white men for their crimes, too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If he knows about it, I'm pretty sure it won't be hard for him to find a cop willing to take a statement these days...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

He's still black, don't want to risk your life engaging murderous pigs

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Name names then.

Lets get em all.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Donald Trump.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

They got Epstein's list. Just post it

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

A solid point. But you're still a rapist and should be punished for that.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only a matter of time until trump pardons him.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Rape together.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Dang, you know what he's right. Guess we should let him go now, huh?

Like yeah, that's a very astute point to make. But you're not the one who should be making it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Buddy the only other high profile guy to recently get done for shit like this was Epstein, maybe don't make toooo much noise about justice not being served here....

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wonder what took him so long to pull out this gem of a card!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I guess Elon Musk gesture has something to do with it...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Maybe he should tell us the names of these other white men.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That doesn't make it right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No one said it was.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That's the exact defense he should use in court. I'm sure it will hold up well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I agree, every guilty party should be punished severely, regardless of color, social class, religion, etc

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Or status as a current sitting president.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What comes around...just wait