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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That book should be labeled 'Where the vagina is located.'

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ironically Yaoi is the worst offender when it comes to "that's not how any of this works"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The Wikipedia article on the yaoi hole is uhhh interesting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The sheer, astounding realization that there has been enough yaoi to have ages is flabbergasting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Well that led me into a rabbit hole… i now know what an omegaverse is and wish to unsee

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This whole article is great.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what did you expect from fujos?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Even bigger hands and smaller heads?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've seen some belly button located dongs also.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Having penetrative sex with a woman's ear is the latest weirdness I've seen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gross, tell me where so I don't accidently go there.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

If I wanted to be constrained by flesh and bone then I'd be looking at 3D porn.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

their idea was, in fact, better.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Anyone notice the inside of vaginas look weird

Why do hentai artists draw the inside like the inside of a sea anenome that clownfish live in

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because that's how their onahole is shaped.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going to japan and seeing those in shops was wild.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've heard that they only have escalators that go up, so you need to traverse the entire section to go down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Only in a few places, but yeah, that's a thing. Though there are also stairs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not just the inside, most of the time the outside is just a slot with no other parts or detail whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That's partially because of their censorship laws forbid showing the clitoris and other anatomy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because not many of us know exactly how it looks like and it might not look very good / be easy to draw

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Why not look up the footage of Medical cameras that can go inside there online

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tbf this applies to all anime and also other animation series. What is realistic about spongebob? It's imagination, it doesn't have to follow the rules of our world.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So you masterbate to SpongeBob?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I just dress up my sponge like a normal person

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

And they're (mostly) right.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Also source for the original image: Machikado Mazoku

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Hentai Artists, AO3 writers, Omegaverse... oh Omegaverse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For me the weirdest part is how they think ovaries work. It doesn't matter what size or shape your dick is, you will NEVER shoot your load directly into the ovaries. The opening is measured in mm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Amateur hentai artist here (link here, also I can send you uncensored ones if interesed), and here's my 2 cents on the subject:

It's art, so it doesn't have to follow reality. In fact, if I wanted reality, I could just watch camgirls. Why do I have to draw girls with normal genitalia, why cannot I draw them with extra-large penises for no good reason other than my fetishes, or cloacas if they're bird VTubers and I found the idea of it entertaining? Do I have to draw them performing large insertions only within what realistically possible? Or anything realistic for that matter. Should I also draw them with upmost hyperrealism instead of anime style?

Yes, some idiots can't distinguish between fiction and reality, but many more are just using it as an excuse for their reckless and/or criminal behavior, or even to spread real pedophilia (I had to deal with these fuckers in the anime community, and unfortunately thanks to 4chan and its users' "free speech absolutism", they were more tolerated for a while), but I'm not going to moderate myself for some dumb individuals not wanting to follow common sense, the consent of real people, etc.; or for people who try to police the community because "cultivation theory", which is nowadays also being more and more used against the LGBTQ+ community.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago