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Trump Says Statue of Liberty Is “A Six, at Best” (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Completely believed it. Expect it to happen.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

The title made me smirk, but the "during a press conference about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict" made me lol. He classless idiot would totally do that!🤣😭

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What does it mean? (I'm not American...)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Six out of ten (in terms of attractiveness)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

oh, ok. Unexpected.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

He only rated her that low because he can’t grab her by the pussy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Right? But it is satire and I totally didn't just forget that for a few seconds.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's common for gross American men to rate women on a scale of 1-10 for hotness. The joke is that Trump doesn't think the lady of liberty is very attractive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Everyone read it assuming it was true.

That's how far we have fallen in so short a time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nah it's just someone time travelling, this will happen next week.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck, I ate that onion harder than any onion I've ever eaten.