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[–] [email protected] 176 points 1 month ago (9 children)

There is no such thing as an illegal egg

[–] [email protected] 145 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the US? Kinder Surprise!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is one impostor among us

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

amogus

Have we not learned anything? 😩

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 month ago

Sorry, "unfertilized poultry embryos experiencing undocumented status".

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like eggs have more rights than people in America

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

That sums up their position on a few things.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Well, we are still allowed to buy, sell, and own eggs.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't get it? Is this some sort of joke?
The eggs are illegal because they are transported illegally across the border.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

No chicken is illeggal

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you actually read the article, seizing eggs at the border is an attempt to curb the spread of bird flue. It's decently common to make moving certain foods across borders illegal due to disease concerns

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Excuse me, these are clearly chicken abortions, arrest the chickens! They'll be easier to handcuff than the eggs, too.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Why does the US have high egg prices, but Canada and Mexico do not?

[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Actual answer?

Canadian egg farms have tens of thousands of chickens on average, and there's a lot of separate farms.

US egg farms have millions, and there are fewer total farms.

If a single bird gets infected with avian flu the whole flock needs to be culled. Bigger flocks are both more likely to catch it, and more birds affected when it happens.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is also a massive chicken cartel in the US which dictates the laws so small farmers cannot abide by all the nitpicking rules.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Inversely, most provinces have supply management of dairy and poultry products to insure a stable price for consumers and protect farmers from inevitable variable conditions.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like time to nationalize

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

Did you know that committing atrocity against chickens is in fact entirely optional? You can live a longer, healthier, wealthier life by simply not abusing animals.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Capitalism turning people to veganism like it did tiny homes

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

But also the cartel thing.

And the gov is apparently "protecting" us from solving this ourselves with black market eggs. Bootleggs?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

As I understand, this is also why bird flu took longer to spread on the west coast

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because there is a big bird flu in USA and it is being mismanaged by a government of idiots who rather insult every one.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, that is not the issue anymore and has not been for a while. Last time, to stop this, the government had to threaten with anti cartel actions - the prices were suddenly down again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What do the cartels have to do with eggs?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You might be thinking drug cartel when you see the word cartel. A cartel is a group of companies in the same business colluding for reasons like to remove safety regulations or keep prices high. There is a worldwide diamond cartel that keeps those prices up and spreads bullshit about how your fiance won't be happy without an expensive, natural diamond. Yes, there is even a cartel for eggs. They are loving bird flu because they can blame it for high prices.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is not enough competition.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I imagine the US standard of shoving antibiotics into the chickens instead of vaccinating them probably doesn't help

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You'ld be surprised how scarce something like eggs can get in a state-run economy, too...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Or sugar. Or gasoline. Or butter. Or meat. Or passports.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I'm not surprised. Border enforcement, like all law enforcement entities, do more to hassle harmless actions than stopping harmful ones. They're the wrong group to handle the fentanyl epidemic anyway. That should be the job of proper drug rehabilitation programs.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Counterfeit eggs!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Hilarious image of egg smugglers being forced to 'lay' their contraband under supervision in a CBSA bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There are eggs that still come in Styrofoam?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't even, WE ARE LIVIN IN THE ONION!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cant have affordable egs sir...

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