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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

FoodCo® "Food"-Flavored 'Food Product'™

"You CAN Eat It!"~©~

(WARNING: DOES NOT CONTAIN FOOD)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

NOW WITH FLAVOR!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

"Binging with Babish" makes gourmet bachelor chow (beef bourguignon):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nowFI0WRpO0

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Where is this from? 🙏🏼😭

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Nice, that's on my bucket list.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Make sure to watch it before your boneitis kicks in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I definitely recommend!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't think you're using that phrase correctly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A bucket list is usually "a list of things to do before you die" i.e. kick the bucket.

I can see how your use is correct, but it also doesn't feel right, which is 90% of language.

To my ear, saying that Futurama is simply "on the list" just sounds better.

Another option would be saying that the show is in your backlog.

But, use bucket list enough, and sooner or later that will sound correct. Because that's also how language works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Nah, you're right. I used it wrong.

Bucket lists are usually for life goals, so it's a bit dramatic to say it for a T.V. show.

I was trying to be brief and was also typing in a hurry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kibble is nutritionally balanced.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Your logic is undeniable.

However.

Frosted Flakes are gr-r-reat! 🐯

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

fun fact, the machinery used to make cereal and pet food is often exactly the same.

edit: for clarification, I don't mean they share a production line but the machines can be used to make either.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Now we gotta find the machines that can make both pet and human wet food and treats.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Considering that a lot of human treats and cereal contain cocoa, I'm not sure if that would be a good idea...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I went cuckoo for cocoa puffs long ago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I've seen human kibble and - please, take my word for it -cereal is a huge step above it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I want a savory human kibble. 😩

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

To classify as kibble I think it would need to offer enough all the nutrition required to survive of it alone. You're not going to live long on just cereal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Depends on the cereal. If müsli or granola counts, and you're allowed to eat it with milk, you probably could live like that. (source: I have lived 4-6 years eating mostly granola)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I had an ex girlfriend who was gonna try.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In that case, would oatmeal be human wet food?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Oh no. 😭

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Kibble is human kibble :3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My parents called them "teenager kibble"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Only teenagers? 😭

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I hate to say it but this is quite an apt comparison

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

what is the second emoji supposed to convey

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Sophisticated inquisition.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I say, harrumph!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Kibble is actually pretty nutritious?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

And not all that bad, actually! I'm dead serious, there were times when I caught myself sneaking out a fistful from my cat's food bag and munching like a rodent. Once you get accustomed to the taste (which, in most cases, tastes like really tough bread flavoured with saltless steak, or saltless boiled carrot, or saltless fish), it makes for a decently filling snack.

Dog kibble has even less flavour than cat kibble, mostly tastes slighly savoury and bland, though. Which I find weird and, like... all dogs I've met enjoyed a plethora of flavours, wouldn't they do the same with their kibble?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe it's like a dog whistle and only the dogs can taste the true flavor!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or they're just not picky, ha.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Oh, no, they're definitely picky:)) One of my exes had an Amstaff with whom I'd developed a much healthier relationship than with her owner. My ex also dropped off her dog at my place for weeks so she could take some emotional space. I didn't care, that dog and I got along like two peas in a pod.

Anyway, point is, she was a VERY astute dog and we became fast friends. I'd always let her "inspect" whatever I was feeding myself and I'd usually get a huff and a butt as remarks about my food. She didn't even want to lick the crap I was eating at the time (lots of take-out, lots of processed foods, etc.) However, she LOVED my potato salad, and a lot of other home-cooked dishes. Seldom the meat, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

These are the people you take life advice from, AskLemmy users

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Soylent Green is people!