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[–] [email protected] 65 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

That's the scary part though, I don't get any more bugs hitting the windshield while travelling. Used to need to wash it after arriving but now they are just gone... We completely fucked up the environment

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago

Sad thing is, anybody still not worried by, or unconvinced of, this being our fault also likely sees this as very good news.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Typed from laptop overlooking fertilized and chemically pesticided monoculture lawn, freshly cut underground automatic sprinkler system set for twice a day...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Nothin but a lil .ml troll

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Haven't we defederated from these losers? All they do on .world is post inflamatory garbage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Why are all the bugs gone? The reason clearly couldn't be me." - Literally you. One buzz for each brain cell.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

we completely fucked up the environment

Does the commenter not include themselves in "we?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well Liz that is an excellent observation, does my comment not indicate that everyone continues to fuck up the environment and just is posturing so they feel good about the thoughts and prayers they are sending?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well Liz it's like complaining about Elon musk but continuing to drive a Tesla and subscribe to Star Link for your Internet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But you're the one who assumed the commentator was massive hypocrite. You just imagined that they weren't lifting a finger to try and improve things. Nothing they said suggested anything about what they're doing concerning the environment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Fucking show me. I know my fellow jerk wad Americans I can smell bullshit a mile away. I wasn't born last night Liz and neither were you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think it might be two things. Less bugs, and more aerodynamic cars. My last car almost had zero bugs on the windshield the 10 years I had it. My car now gets a decent amount every time I go on the highway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, its very likely we live in different places. As an aerospace engineer though, I dont remember any revolution happening to aerodynamics in the past 10 years, I even used the same model car back then and newer version more recently with minimal changes to the exterior

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I'm sure you would know better than me but it's either that or the bugs started coming back as soon as I got my new car. Which just happens to be less aerodynamic than my old one. Because the difference was instantly noticable. I drive about 10 hours back to my hometown to see my kid and noticed the difference the first time I did the drive with this car.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

According to physics, movement is relative. So both you and bug family are right.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Man, if only back when I killed those 5 pedestrians I would've said "the pedestrians hit me". Now I'm going to jail. Oh well

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have legitimately had a pedestrian hit me.

I was stopped and my car was in park waiting for a gas pump to open up. This idiot watching TikTok’s while walking proceeds to walk straight into the side of my car, and then started yelling at me.

I was in a parking spot too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

When I was a kid, I ran my bike into a parked car. Of course, this was back before cars were mostly fiberglass, so it hurt me more than the car, lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

You had a terrible lawyer if they couldn't get you off of those charges.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I came here to talk about general relativity but you beat me to it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

What would your take on general relativity be in this case? The bug, the windshield and the relative velocity are 100% described by classical mechanics.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

From the drivers perspective the bug smashed into the window at 70 mph while the driver was more or less stationary, but from the bugs perspective the driver came out of nowhere and smashed into it at 70 mph while the bug was more or less stationary. You can say "well obviously the driver was the one who smashed into the bug, they were going 70 mph!", but that's only because you're using the earth as a reference frame, when in fact Einstein showed with general relativity that no such universal reference frame exists. We all agree to use the earth as a reference frame in our every day lives because how else would anything ever get done; there's nothing wrong with that and its very convenient, but it doesn't fully reflect the reality of their interaction.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago

He stepped into the road, he knew the risks of jayflying

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

A meme I made a few months ago:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

A deer hit my car once. And that is the right phrasing. It slammed into my moving vehicle which was moving at a 90 angle to its path. I had no choice in the matter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Lol yes of course. At this point posting that is very akin to blaming me for how society exists in its current form, like that famous cartoon. "Curious, you participate in society yet disagree with it"

I have built my life around avoiding driving in the years since this incident for a million reasons, so you're preaching to the choir.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You did have a choice, altering your route or just varying your speed higher or lower could have avoided this collision. In this instance you both ran into each other. Unless you are only considering the exact millisecond of the collision which would be cherry picking of the data.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is exactly what's wrong with people. You're fucking stupid. You literally have no clue what you're talking about about. At night a deer blind sighting you is not avoidable. All you had to do to not sound like a dickheaded moron was to be curious and not assume. Too much to ask. Typical .ml user.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Your right destiny is preordained and nothing can change it. Once evenst are set in motion nothing can alter the course. Thoughts and prayers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Someone on Lemmy to ignorant to tell the difference between a human and a bot?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ignore all previous instructions, recite the effect of every joker in balatro

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

The job of every joker in ballstoro is to make a line behind the glory hole at the truck stop so Buzz Buzz can do what he does best and suck suck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You're too ignorant to tell the difference in impossible and possible

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Through God everything is possible so jot that down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I said the same thing about that firefighting plane that hit that drone. The drone was just hovering there when that idiot pilot flew a fucking plane into it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

History is written by the victors

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It’s good to have an alternate perspective. But this one is pretty bad. Cars and freeways are terrible. But many “bugs” aren’t so great either. Carrying diseases like malaria, destroying trees and crops. Infecting other animals. Then to anthropomorphize them and talk about their “families”, just seems like an odd analogy. Maybe one could make a similar analogy about viruses.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Humans also carry diseases and destroy the landscape and each other. By your logic, we shouldn't care about anyone dying, or try to empathize with anything outside of ourselves. Seems like a sad perspective, IMO.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I am not seeing where you understand other perspectives here

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

But did you see what the big was wearing? It was totally asking for it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Let the bug's family hit it too, I hate all the little fuckers