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In posts on X following the incident, Tesla CEO Elon Musk called the incidents “terrorism” and said the company “just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks.”

OK buddy.

Problem with setting Teslas on fire is we can't know if it's an act of protest or if they just did that on their own.

We know that Teslas sometimes just catch fire on their own.

We also know that sometimes Tesla drivers will set their cars on fire themselves on purpose. Because of that...

We also know that Elon has a backdoor into all Teslas.

Now ask yourself which is more likely, the woke liberal crybabies actually causing violence or a drug addled and politically embattled CEO of a company that lost 50% of its value in the past 3 months creating a false flag to villainize the left and get insurance to cover damage to the vehicles he can't sell?

/s (kind of)

if you know anything about who did it no you don't

Insurance fraud due to slow sales

Oh no. Anyway..

I have never, and will never, see anyone vandalize a Tesla. 🙈

Been thinking about this a lot. They can say it’s terrorism. History is written by the winners.

But…

Rebellion is constitutional, but not legal. If you rebel, you die a terrorist or live a hero. Not much middle ground.

Oh no. Anyways.

I didn't see nuffin

"Trump administration looking to categorize Tesla vandalism as domestic terrorism" Because Republicans are cowards without principles who can never even think of opposing him.

"Resist" is a tired slogan of the paid-to-lose Democrats, and the last time I saw it surface as "angry-Leftist vandalism" in pluto-fash corporate media propaganda, it turned out to be a Republican trying to cover up insurance fraud. They are too incurious to understand the difference between antifa and liberals.

Kool-aid-drinking Tesla dealers are losing their shirts because Glorious Leader locked them into bad contracts and is now poisoning the brand; they have AMPLE incentive to destroy their own property and play victim.

Some advice for demonstrations (including propaganda of the deed):

• Wear a ski mask. Wear rubber gloves.
• Wear anonymous clothing.
• Don't trust phones. Don't use them to plan, and leave them turned on at home.
• Use a cell structure to organize, and share info on a need-to-know basis only.
• Assume there are not only cameras but microphones.
• Don't drive anywhere near the location of the demo. Ride-haining services are even worse. Don't even cycle in unless you can go off-road.
• Distinguish individuals' property from corporate property.
• The goal is to live to fight another day. A fair fight is one in which you don't get hurt.

I have zero evidence Musk ordered the Tesla vandalism. Which, coincidentally, is exactly how surprised I'd be to find out he had.

Man, if I had the poor luck/foresight to have purchased a Tesla earlier, I would be driving like the politest mofo in existence these days.

Can't believe the Insurrection Act is gonna be used because of homie's swasticars

Oh no!

Anyway...

Ohhhhhh nooooooooooo! Let me grab my very tiny violin.

Don't destroy Tesla cars, destroy the brand. Destroying Teslas means there's fewer Teslas and that makes them more valuable/reduces the flooding of the market caused by people selling their cars. The goal is to annihilate Elon's purchasing power to stop him from using it to implementing fascist governments around the world.

Oh no! they should be dismantled instead of burned. Some of those electric motors could be put into better use.