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[โ€“] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you can call her the fediverse chick

[โ€“] Speculater@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I finally got her DM, I have to send a few dollars to help her pay the import taxes for a large inheritance though.

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

As I said in another thread, I received fourteen of them the other day.

I think it goes without saying that I donated to each of them. Poor Nicole(s) :(

[โ€“] MHLoppy@fedia.io 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago

No it's not.

Yes.

[โ€“] BossDj@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

Me too. Pay me

[โ€“] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've sent the payment twice and she's not responding. What do I do next?!

[โ€“] azi@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Try sending more money

A real money offer? You got the rarest instance of Nicole!

[โ€“] Kirp123@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They messaged me like three times. Jokes on them I'm too poor to even look at pictures of Toronto.

[โ€“] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 13 points 4 days ago

Yeah, who can even afford long range internet in this economy?

[โ€“] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

three times

rookie numbers right there buddy

[โ€“] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You mean that hussy is cheating on me????

[โ€“] MHLoppy@fedia.io 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's not cheating, it's a federated relationship

[โ€“] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

That's what my ex-wife said too....

[โ€“] kaerypheur@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think that the user isn't literally named Nicole. Also, the picture sent to us may not represent the user behind the screens either. I believe I will never know who the user is behind the pictures sent to us and the name "Nicole." Perhaps the moderators can do their job, and the fediverse developers can take steps to make our network more secure from unsolicited interactions.

[โ€“] tiramichu@lemm.ee 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Spam and phishing are pretty tough problems to solve, even for the big players.

The amount of spam DMs I get on Telegram for "investment groups" and scam "job offers" is no joke.

Its an arms race between the admins and the spammers, while also trying to balance not cracking down so hard that that normal registration and usage of the platform is affected for actual, legitimate users.

I'd like to believe that the admins and moderators are doing the best they can to tackle problems like these, and that they certainly aren't just being lazy.

I'm in a discord server for a few niche games, but one in particular is the source of at least one unsolicited spam DM from an anime catgirl each week. I don't know what these admins can do, because they never actually say anything in the server, but they don't even have one of those "emoji react to agree to rules" landing pages and I think that's at least part of the problem. I have never said anything in this group so these people must legitimately just spam every member. I'd leave the page, but it's the only source of news/bug reports for that game.

[โ€“] kaerypheur@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I agree. I also choose to believe that admins and mods have done and are doing their best, because in my online experience, it is always contrary to what some negative users claim, that mods and admins are not doing their job. No, it's the opposite. This is especially true when the team of admins and mods is transparent about their decisions.

[โ€“] danc4498@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] MHLoppy@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

In fairness this was already a couple days old before I posted it, I just couldn't be bothered taking the two minutes to zoom, crop, alt text, etc until yesterday

Plus jerry's an instance admin! So it's pretty on-topic for him ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] arotrios@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Nicole, the mascot we neither wanted nor deserved.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago

We are all Nicole, the Fediverse Chick on this blessed day.

[โ€“] serenissi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I wonder if anyone contacted back Nicole at their friendica. I was definitely ghosted by the fediverse chick after being Nicoled.