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[–] [email protected] 193 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Speaking about the mine, Errol told Musk biographer Walter Isaacson: “If you registered it, you would wind up with nothing, because the Blacks would take everything from you.”

Hmm...exactly the guy to prove someone isn't racist.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe he meant Elon wasn't racist enough in his opinion?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Elon probably seems remarkably egalitarian compared to him, even now.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Classic. Can't be racist, cause he once met a black dude...

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago

That his father effectively owned.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that dude whose argument was "Do you know how expensive a slave was back then?!" lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I remember the fat fuck and his abject lack of self-awareness.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"He's not racist, it's just that I taught him that he was superior to every black person that he ever met as a child." Fucking hell.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Him and everything in his society.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not racist, my favorite slaves are black

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Nothing racist about that. Just libertarian, but please call them free bounded employees ^/s^

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is beyond parody at this point.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Makes Cheryl Tunt look more realistic than this family.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey, Cheryl/Charlene/Cristal/whatever was awesome!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

You're not my manager!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago

I thought I was so original posting this yesterday:

Elon “I can’t possibly be a racist troll, some of my best serfs are Negroes!” Musk.

Turns out his own father beat me to it!

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago

He paid black people to be nice to Musk as a child... and that's his defense!?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago

"Servants".

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

He's just rreeeaalllyy into white people breeding.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Oh yeah, true. I'll remove it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

I read the headline and was absolutely positive that it was an onion article, then saw where this was posted.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is the same guy that married his step daughter.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not married but....

He has two children with her mother

and he has two children with her

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

In the early 1990s, Errol, then aged 45, married Heide Bezuidenhout, a 25-year old he described as "one of the best looking women I've ever seen in my life". They had two children. Jana Bezuidenhout, who was his stepdaughter from that marriage, and four years old at the time Errol became her stepfather, later became his romantic partner.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

How dumb do you have to be to mess up the "I have a black friend" defense?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

Yowza.

Just shows how disconnected from reality these people are. They live in a bubble of luxury, affluence, yes-men. They've never experienced any semblance of hardship or struggle, ever. He grew up with servants for fucks sake.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Look, I think my opinion on Elon is obvious, but "my son made friends with people whose best interest was to be friendly towards him and not mouth off" is not a good argument lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

My family is originally from Rhodesia, I was shocked when my father told me he had servants growing up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It’s very common outside of Europe and North America. You don’t need to be wealthy when so many are super poor.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

It's the "I have black friends" defense but with servants. What's next? "The people he had locked up were his best chums so he's still not racist?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

This one really should have been the Onion

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

You can't make this shit up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

“His best friend was a black guy named Early! Because he was never late.”