this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If not for the TSA claiming every colloid is a liquid....

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't say "colloid" in an airport. The TSA will arrest you.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Must be some dangerous, terrorist word."

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"You talk big words for a tourist. You some kinda turrist?"

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Huh. Tourism is just a stutter away from becoming terrorism.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Did you ever hear Dubya speak? "Turrist" almost had only one syllable.

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I tried to buy an ostrich egg once. I was visiting some friends in one of the Carolinas and somehow or other saw that there was a small farm which was only a little out of the way going home that sold ostrich eggs. Long story short, I ended up at some creepy house in the dark and did not go up to ask for ostrich eggs.

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Somebody else is enjoying those ostrich eggs…every day…chained up in the basement…just giant raw eggs…until they’re put out of their misery

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's about what I expected.

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

We all have regrets