Between the title and the image I just read the same sentence 3 times, and only because the penis held the whole thing together.
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2025
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
ironically, poor elon wishes he still has one
In the interest of the safety of everyone driving behind a cybertruck, I propose we spray paint giant penises on all cybertrucks.
Load-bearing dicks
Better title: "That wasn't the only thing it was trying to hold together"