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[–] [email protected] 161 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, they're still kinda goofy looking when alive.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

"Wait don't take the photo I'm not rea..."

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

He looked so much younger then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Boris Johnson?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

From the thumbnail I thought this was a naked ass

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So I don't need to lose weight, I just need to live somewhere with 1,470 psi of pressure.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Then you need to gain bone structure

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why not use both and turn it into a 2 panel meme?

Me when I have water

Me when I'm a human living in the modern world

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The name information is incorrect.

Psychrolutes is the genus, not the species.

Psychrolutes is a genus of marine ray-finned fishes belonging to the family Psychrolutidae, the fatheads and toadfishes. [...] There are currently 11 recognized species in this genus

The binomial name of the blobfish is Psychrolutes marcidus. But realistically, "binomial name" is not always the same as "proper name". There are a lot of animals whose common names include misconceptions, or even insults. Just look at the information about Psychrolutidae (that's the Family) above. "Fatheads" sounds insulting, and "Toadfishes" aren't toads.

I wouldn't have even bothered looking this up, except that the artist wrote the "proper name" so poorly that I first read it as "Psychrd Lutes". And the second reading, I misread as "Psychiro Lutes", due to the weird "R" that looks like none of their other Rs. I read it correctly the third time, but I have to wonder at the wisdom of not writing it clearly when you're trying to emphasize how it is spelled.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's not entirely correct either, because apparently "blobfish" can also refer to the wider Psychrolutidae family, also known as fathead sculpins, meaning that other species from the Psychrolutidae family get referred to as "blobfish". So blobfish != exclusively Psychrolutes marcidus, which makes OP's post more accurate than your comment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So blobfish != exclusively Psychrolutes marcidus, which makes OP’s post more accurate than your comment.

I never said what you're accusing me of saying. When Y corrects X, it is possible to say that Y is wrong without saying that X is right.

Even when I referred to it once as "blobfish", that was to state its binomial name, not to state that "blobfish" was correct. OP used the term "blobfish" in exactly the same way. It's logically impossible for OP's post to be "more accurate" than mine.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Aliens do an Earth drive by, use a tractor beam to yank a human specimen through the mesosphere, log the name of the species as blisterface and fly away.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

But a photo of a normal-looking fish has extremely limited entertainment value.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How can it be in pain, and be a corpse?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Those were its last words

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This was news to me, thanks for sharing this OP.

Stardew valley lied to me!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Stardew lied a lot lol. Starfruit for example, only looks like a star in cross section, but i guess the actual starfruit is hard to represent in pixel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

true. I think the star representation is fine because eating it the slices are basically stars so its valid artistic license.

as for blobfish, u can argue its dead when u catch it but aquarium and ponds exist so that's kinda sus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I always assumed the Stardew starfruit was a special fruit that just happens to share a name with our starfruit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

This is a "you" vs "the guy she tells you not to worry about" meme format

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Are you reading this, ConcernedApe??

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I feel like if there's anyone out there who would use this new information to make right by the Blobfish, it's him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Maybe those blobfish are magic. I'll hope for them!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I spread this information anytime I can find it to be relevant. This and the incorrect myths about goldfish memories and short lives are so annoying to me. I love my fish friends

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Good od Earthworm Jim....memories and RIP Shiny

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Makes you wonder if you're blobby because you're in the wrong environment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Perhaps I do belong isolated in the deep dark sea.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

What worst, is i found the depiction in children's book. It's kinda sad the myth doesn't get corrected as much because people justify it as entire different thing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I had no idea, now I'm just sad.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So what's Ted Cruz's excuse for looking like figure A?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He decompressed. Clearly he was meant to be at the bottom of the ocean

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

We can fix this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I had no idea too but then came across a random Vox video about high pressure where they mentioned it.

I then did a little research and wrote the article below:

https://tohippo.com/the-blobfish-is-not-as-ugly-as-you-think/

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I wish people brought this energy to the meat industry

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Source please or I'll stick to my previously unchallenged image of ugly blobfish

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"stop depicting blobfish like this, and blobfish isn't what it's called"

That specific one, as depicted, is blobfish. Blobfish is not a species, it's an individual. Like Greenboots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Blob fish, and fancy blob fish,.

Gottit!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"Big Ugly" propaganda here. Only rely on their instagram selfies :P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

First picture was just bad hair day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Moisturised, Flourishing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I thought that the Grandma Blobfish quest from Half-Genie Hero would age badly, but I didn't know how badly