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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If instead of ignoring meaning, we ignored cultural context, Lucifer is a great one. Sounds nice, means light bringer.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The cultural context on this is weird, because it's even used for Jesus in the book of Revelation.

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Sounds like one of those gothic names that doesn’t fit the woman until she’s around 60. Aunt Chlamydia, or something.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Aunt Chlamydia and her room-mate Auntie Biotic

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fellatia

Actually had someone suggest this ; and had to explain it

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think Mutiny, Heresy, and Larceny would work.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Isis was a pretty name

My next D&D campaign is going to have a character named Mendacious in charge of a prominent faction. Language nerds will know he's a traitor right off the bat

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Most metals work pretty well

  • Aluminum
  • Bismuth
  • Mercury
  • Nickel (some people are already named this, but spelled Nicole)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Nickel... spelled Nicole

That's some crazy pronunciation if those two sound similar.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Labia sounds like a nice name. Though more for a country than a person.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Omelette is a good name for a cat

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ITT people just listing good pet names lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A lot of pets are going to be named after STDs in that case.

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Filet Mignon

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Chasity is an existing creepy one.

Prudence
Goodfaith
Temperance
Obedience
Sexwon't

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I have met multiple people called Prudence

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Honestly, Seven isn't a bad sounding name.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seven of Nine is the real deal

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Gonorrhea 🥰

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Sarcophagus

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