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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Your source does not support your claim at all. Seems like you are projecting your scientific illiteracy onto Jung.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

I mean, they're not wrong, but it does hurt a bit.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My high school paid for everyone to take some type of career aptitude test. Everyone got a list of various possible career choices. Burned in my memory now is that I scored "region 99" which apparently meant my personality type didn't fit any jobs. Or something. Like their magic 8 ball told me to try again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)

My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha, did you ever try it out? Maybe it really was your life long calling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I didn't, but should I ever feel the need to try it I have already watched the tutorial video.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I've become a computer tender.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.

-- Bart Simpson

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Can I have an exception?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"The samurai charged into battle, shouting You must install Adobe Flash plugin to view this content."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There ought to be a sub for that.

And no I'm not gonna be the change I want to see in the world, for the benefit of everyone involved.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Got that on Programmer Humor last year! Finding that kind of unintentional message is always funny

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Why do you have to personally attack me like that?

[–] 21Cabbage 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If you think 60 questions are going to tell you anything more than that you're the type of person who takes shitty online quizzes that's probably an accurate assessment.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He's saying it's a feature!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

On one hand, you should probably indeed take personality quizzes claiming to be scientific online with a grain of salt and actually check if they have that kind of backing.

On another, they're fun. I am indeed the type of person who takes shitty online quizzes! (And their sometimes-higher-quality sibling, the academic survey. I really miss r/samplesize) And that doesn't necessarily make me an idiot. I do wonder how to let my fellow quiz takers know that there are a lot of claims to scientific validity out there that just are not true without being a buzzkill, or condescending to the ones who already know and still participate for fun—because I absolutely get wanting to combat pseudoscience and misinformation.

However, I didn't take this quiz myself, I found this in a post online and thought Programmer Humor subscribers would find it funny.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's psychological quizzes that are much shorter than that. There's a four question quiz that, on the surface, is about parenting. They're actually about authoritarianism, and the answers are highly correlated with support for Trump.

https://www.vox.com/2016/3/1/11127424/trump-authoritarianism

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No one in 2025 has read all of that article.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Sigh! I should have known.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey, that's Elite catastrophic failure!