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I cummed in a bottle of poupon and now it's cumon. Poop finally lost! Cum will win. (self.shittyask)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert to c/[email protected]

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CUM WILL WIN

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, now I'm stuck..

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One time I accidentally fell dick-first into your mom and got stuck. I tried to get up but her gravitational pull was so great that it kept pulling me right back in. After several attempts to get unstuck, the thrusting motion accidentally made me cum in her and I couldn't stop cumming so it was like a waterhose filled with cum and it kept spewing everywhere. The cum then started cumming out faster and before I knew it I was being launched into the stratosphere.

Cum won.