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Wow. Rising sea levels will improve that place.
That is some next level sad shit, but on par for Florida.
Jesus fucking christ we’ve become a shithole country
What if I told you it's pretty much always been one, but it had some fairly convincing anal trim and tinsel along with weapons-grade artificial air fresheners disguising some of the shittiness?
I would believe you and agree. I wish I had realized it when I was still young and angry
Allowing a 14 year old to work an overnight shift on a school night is an open declaration of war against children. Half the government of Florida are child sex trafficking pedophiles anyway, so I guess the relaxing of child welfare laws can only really benefit them.
Oh, what a good idea...
Make the youth not only stupid, but also malnourished.
That's certainly Pro-Life fer ya.
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Good! When I was a young man, barely 12 and without any idea about the wider world, my poppa gave me a job managing the brown gardeners at our country club. It taught me responsibility! I pulled myself up by my bootstraps working since I was 12, so I don't see why lazy kids can't work in mines or farms as well. Leftist scumbags whine about having no jobs, but refuse to take a nice easy job serving in the military to fight for Israel, or working for literal riches ($4/h) at a Tesla factory. You won't get rich like Elon with this attitude. (Christian) God bless Florida! (Jewish) God bless Trump!
That's some grade-A satire
Kids can’t be exposed to trans people if they are either working full time or shot dead in the classroom….
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man i was staring so hard at the community name and the source and hoping they would both change to "The Onion"
This is just incredibly sad