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Sovcit thinks the judge is like Superman. (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Poor guy. Now he's going to have to sign all his documents in purple ink and write upside down and backwards in a circumflex.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hear these days the incantation is to stamp the paper with a cartoon dog while shouting "THE POWER OF MUSK COMPELS YOU!!!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

THE POWER OF MUSK COMPELS YOU!!!

You really should consider switching deodorant in that case.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your honour, Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A. I rest my case.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"It was the damndest thing. I called a ten minute recess to step out of the courtroom to go take a dump, and when I returned, the entire legal system had changed." - This judge I guess

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I assumed the judge was going to his chambers to scream into a pillow because the case involved a sovcit.