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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

He says what we're all thinking!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fuck you, Shelbyville!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Make beef stew.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Just yesterday I made lemon squares from scratch for the first time and was surprised how the recipe called for 2 tablespoons of lemon zest. So now I'm eating the skin, sort of

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

The skin is the best part!