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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your opinion on pickles. There's a chance she'll give you her pickle every time you get sandwiches, and that's valuable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And don't forget to apply the same for olives.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yes! Black olives are the bomb and she hates them. I actually saw a black olive snack pack at a gas station and was sad she wasn't there to judge me harshly when I bought it.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as she doesn't ask the air speed of a swallow.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And by the way, just in case it becomes relevant, the capital of Assyria at the time of its destruction was Nineveh. Just in case.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the space of about 300 years the captital was moved four times. The last capital, Harran, was only the captital for the last three or so years of Assyria, after the larger cities were burned to the ground by the Neo-Babylonians and the Medes.

It's kind of amazing how fast Assyria declined from its peak

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I was going to put something about asking "which time period?" to get the keeper launched off the bridge, but thought it would dilute the joke. 😀

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Tell her what your favorite dinosaur is.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

That's why I don't tell my favorite color that early

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's banging on a door right next to a "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sign, that bitch can stay outside and be one with nature or some shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But girls is a plural. So clearly one girl can be in the room.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

At a time!

Not exclusively one girl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Edit: Is she wearing a Hang Ten shirt and Converse? How oddly brand detailed for the Simpsons.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Why would you not lead with/focus on your Funko Pop collection? Play to your strengths.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Idk OP but imma find out.

I've heard that my feelings matter!

(after I express my feelings:)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'm in this picture and I dont like it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Um, what about your favorite food sweatie?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fruit? Eeeeeewwwwwwww. Gross.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to go on a second date with a guy when he told me he didn’t like fruit of any kind. Our fate was sealed when he told me that he didn’t like any kind of cheese. Wtf.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

you dated an alien species that night