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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m sure that’ll go great with capitalism

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They'll humane-wash it with some fraud credential they created — like everything else — but the body inside will be some Palestinian, Uyghur, or "other" gulag prisoner; sourced from a fascist pipeline.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

It’ll turn into “Soup Is Good Food” by DK or Soylent Green so fucking fast

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

A little glass vial? A little glass vial!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Banger book. Been one of my favorites since I was a kid

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe Larry Niven wrote about this very concept.

If I recall, it seems that while nice in theory, capitalism and less ethical folks become a problem quickly. To be fair though, the same can be said if pretty much any industry.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They want $7500 for an eyeball? No, no, no! I can get you one for $750. Free range, not caged. Good stuff. Mostly legal. Meet me in the dark alley tonight.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"I just do eyes!"

In other news, I was today years old when I clicked on all the eyeball imagery in Blade Runner. Missed the forest for the trees kinda thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I take lungs now, gills come next week.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i seem to recall a scarlett johansson/ewan mcgregor movie about this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Island? I don't recall it being a big hit, but I enjoyed it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

It starred Scarlett Johansson and Ewan McGregor. We could watch them watch paint dry for two hours and it would still be pleasant on the eyes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I think Kiera Knightley and Andrew Garfield did one with a similar, if less action packed, one.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Grown without the nueral components for awareness, thought or pain"

Somehow I doubt that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

No brain no pain

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

It's not ethics that brought us in our current situation, but the lack of it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

Recent advances in biotechnology now provide a pathway to producing living human bodies without the neural components that allow us to think, be aware, or feel pain.

Oh no, they've discovered how to make lab-grown Republicans!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Image a greenhouse where they grow human feet, whole legs, loose eyes and a bunch of hearts next to another greenhouse where they grow arms that wave as you walk past, their fingernails perfectly groomed. You see a bunch of scalps with a youthful head of hair next to some carefully protected brains. Perfect teeth growing row after row. And as you look around you realise how happy people will be with the spare body parts you're growing, and feel a deep form of gratitude your father got you in this new industry because thanks to him you are a rich man with a big house and a big car and a perfect wife.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, sure. Anyone who can grow an entire human body, bit by bit, can assemble a perfect wife. I mean, have a perfect wife.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or you could replace all your fingers with penis clones and be Edward Penishands

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

ask me again why i want to be cremated.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

Wtf is this crap from? We have too many bodies donated for science. So much that we can't use them all a few years back.

Good for med students though. Never short on corpses to practice on! Fr. Some students got kicked from uni for desecrating a corpse. They took out the intestines, made a lassoo from it and tried to swing it around.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

BABE WAKE UP HOMUNCULI JUST DROPPED

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Been saying this ever since I heard of lab-grown meat. Why would you wait for kidney donation when your own DNA can be used to grow a healthy kidney for transplant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Kidney 5843B, you have won a trip to the island!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Lack of available test tissue might be slowing down drug approvals, but the main reason we don't see cures is that drug companies don't want to sell cures, they want to sell chronic treatments. If you cure a person you have a customer on Tuesday. Treat their condition and you have a customer for life. Drug companies aren't motivated to produce cures any more than Nike is motivated to sell each person exactly one pair of shoes. This is a very good reason why public health should be publicly funded and publicly distributed. When medicine is an expense instead of a profit center, we'll start curing diseases instead of maintaining them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Sorry but until capitalism is gone this is just crazy stupid.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

The Island awaits you...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Pretty sure there’s a million scifis about humanoids that feel human pain. That hommonculous is old enough to scream if it had a mouth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I don't see a problem with this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oddly, without the neural component it would be worthless for nearly all drug testing. And since they don't really understand how things like the gut are almost like a second brain, the lack of a neural component will really hamper most things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not to mention spontaneous sentience. We're so smart we're dumber than dirt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

yum, ethical long pork and organs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

The problem is that corpses are big business. As horrible as that is.

You're as likely to end up being a crash test dummy for some MIC bomb R&D as you are to be used by a medical student when you "give your body to science"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

so cloning people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Didn’t we want to clone ourselves in case we needed a kidney some years back?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Gaza has a ton. ruzzia too.