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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Be a man.

‘git commit -am “changes”’

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At this point just create a script or alias called "fuckthis" that does that and then push direct to main

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

PR reviews take the most time, eliminating those saved us loads of time.

QA were also bogging us down, axed them too. Now we’re flying.

The Social Security Infrastructure rebuild should be done in a matter of weeks! At least that’s what Copilot says.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's how you get a Boing

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have auto save on. A cron job running every minute with just git add . && git commit - m "wip"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

&& git push --force

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Have the name of the alias be "gti" or "gut"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
alias {gti,gut}='git commit -am "changes" && git push -f'
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have about a dozen aliases of various mistypings of "git". Somehow I still hit unaliased typo once in a while

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And any project worth their salt will reject it for two reasons:

  1. Unclear message/changes (potentially too many changes at once)
  2. Not signed
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I’ve got signing auto enabled though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Doesn't work for me idk why, it'll ignore the message, and i have to commit again before i can push

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like git add because then you can do git diff --staged

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes yes, combined with git add -P makes small, meaningful commits so much easier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alas I sold my soul to VSCode a long time ago.

Also, ew, emacs 😝

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh come on, try it out! I know some people who use emacs only for magit. It really is that good.

A few of them slowly became full on emacs users...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... What's git merge look like?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

... incident

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Real 10x vibe developers use https://jj-vcs.github.io/jj/latest/, no need to add or commit!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So is easier to push direct to prod? Hell yeah!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With jj you're always the prod whatever you do! Feel free to break that fucking CI.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gonna try it out non my next college project

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You may or may not be joking, but jujutsu is the first true git alternative that I'm actively trying on small projects at work. The command-line is great, and I can still interact with other devs without breaking stuff.

Buuuuuuuut if you're a CS student, don't bother, it's weird and you should focus on git which is used everywhere. You can get free GUI clients like Sublime Merge or SmartGit to ease the pain. I've been hating git since the beginning, but it's the least worst SCM right now. Learn the command-line, but I have never done that since it's infuriating, and that's why I've been using GUIs since, holy shit, Wikipedia says 2005.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is just half a joke, i do like to try it out a lot of different things, be whatever it may be, so i'm totally finding a project to use this, and also i don't really like to use a GUI for git simce most of my workflow happens in a terminal, and even tho i do like how git works i am open to try something new and see if it's better for me or not

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Try Mercurial too. Both projects started at the same time but git won. Mercurial is equivalent but its interesting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sure, thanks for the recomendation

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

grow up, use "git add -p" and craft perfect artisanal commits

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

i'm sure there are much better tools available, but i'm just used to git gui where rescan, commit and push all are in order.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Every bloody time, though this case the people not on the Ryanair flight may be the lucky ones. If only git was the most unnecessarily arcane thing devs have to/choose to work with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

lazygit is pretty cool too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Use Jujutsu jj and you won't have this problem

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Jujutsu time 😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I set this up for seamless commits:

function gao() {
     git add .
     git commit -a -m "$*"
     git push origin `git rev-parse --abbrev-ref HEAD`
 }

Usage: gao fixing a typo