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This is how we do it (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey now for every 5,000 "No's" there's the coveted 1 "Maybe but more data is required".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe if you're really lucky, one day you can get a "Yes, but..... also no."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

This is how the science do

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Theory needs data. Data hates theory. It is a love story for the ages.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

I like to think that data doesn't hate theory, it just has highly particular tastes. Like this lil octopus guy in a plastic cup, who spends a while rejecting shells before finding one it's happy to abandon its cup for. https://youtu.be/DTJbdy097m0

Imagining the data as a cute octopus helps with the rage when nothing goes right 🙃

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

RIP in pieces, every supersymmetry based theory :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there a new observation regarding supersymmetry?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Couldn't tell ya. Iirc SUSY based theories were pretty much all killed by data by the time the LHC reached 12TeV collisions, and I've been in a different field since then

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

data be bitching like this unless you work for a private company in which case you are told to make data the company's bitch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Lol I need this shirt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

A theory is valid only when no proof to the contrary is known, after which the theory must be adjusted to accommodate the new findings, or discarded.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes, systemic biases definitely don't exist in research because researchers are perfectly indiscriminate human beings and poor research has never led to swaths of the population being hurt or neglected. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

(real)