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[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 weeks ago

Kinda unfortunate because if Americans understood the Hitler speeches they'd know he's a whiney bitch who sounds just as stupid as Trump with just as much of a victim complex.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago

Die in hell. points at shoes

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago

English insults are like "How's your day, love?" and the other lad is positively miffed on account of how you pronounced it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

That guy has the thickest accent, which makes the song even funnier to me

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language. As a Dutchman who also speaks German, it’s a perfectly pleasant language to me in 99% of the cases (but then I think it’s beautiful anyway, hence why I learnt it). There’s nothing inherently ‘screamy’ about German.

Though I have to admit that when I do hear it being screamed in, it immediately triggers associations with that period in history like I was there myself. I blame movies.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I blame what have done Germany 80 years ago in Europe as the main reason, we are barely getting out of the phase were all people that lives through these times are dead but it is still rembered.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is exactly what it is. That reputation has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual sound of German. The stereotype, btw is not about it being screamy, but ugly. People claim it sounds ugly and aggressive, for no reason other than Nazis. It's a cultural stereotype that was completely projected onto the language, most notably how it sounds.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I bet most people who believe this have never heard normal German speech, only exaggerated phrases from movies and comic sketches, where Germans are bad guys who intentionally sound threatening.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

It could just be that for a lot of people their only exposure to German is that clip from Der Untergang where Hitler gets super pissed and it does indeed sound like yelling in German is way more aggressive than yelling in English - but the other people in the room don't yell back at him and there's nothing aggressive about their speech.

That and the videos of people pronouncing words in different languages and of course ambulance is said in a normal tone while Krankenwagen is yelled because stereotyp funni, but that's based more on how the words look when written down I think.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language.

Yeah it's exactly that: Stereotype and being used to a certain melody in a language. For me (German) Arabic often sounds aggressive for some reason... Farsi and Dari sound pleasent though. I don't understand neither of them...

Even in Germany we consider some other dialects rude or aggressive sounding. For a lot of people Berlin's dialect sounds rude or some people from the north have the same feeling with some dialects from the sound. (For me it's the dialects spoken in the Black Forest).

Language is weird.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly Saxonian ist the worst. I automatically assume I am talking to a Nazi and brace myself. The fact that that I am right in about 1 of 2 cases doesn't really help either

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lass sofort ein Bier rüberwachsen, sonst setzt's Randale!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Der Schaum sieht jämmerlich aus

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm German, but I have to hand it to them: The Dutch have by far the best insults of any language.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

When the Dutch start cussing:

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Einmal Pommes mit Ketchup zum mitnehmen bitte, aber ohne Zwiebeln

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ne, ich bin die Currywurst und er Pommes rot-weiß.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

*Pommes-Schranke

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wer ist Pommes mit Zwiebeln?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ich, wie gesagt, nicht, aber manche Leute essen alles mit Zwiebeln. Bis zu einem gewissen Punkt geh ich da mit, aber bei Pommes und Obstsalat nicht

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Its so funny seeing Americans just thinking normal hochdeutsch is hardcore

Just wait until you hear Ze cute Bayrische Dialekt

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Russian sounds super soft. Childish, almost.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Я тоже так думаю

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It means 'I think too' and is with the Latin alphabet roughly: Ya tosche tak dumaio

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ya tozhe tak dumayu

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i dont like russian government but the russian language actually sounds cool for me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I used to drive for a living and all night long I would listen to podcasts and audiobooks. I really enjoy spy, military, and sci-fi. So I've listened to a ton of spy and military books with Russian characters. Eventually I started trying to impersonate different voices and got really good at the Russian and Scottish voices.

My Scot doesn't really fool anyone, but I've got a few people now with the Russian voice. It also helps that the Russian accent most people know if the one American actors use in TV and film. I'm sure anyone who knew what a real Russian accent sounded like would know instantly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It took me a while to realize that my mom (Korean, from Busan area) was on the phone having a conversation and not a heated argument. Literally sounded like screaming at times.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

East Asian languages in general (excluding Japanese). My first thought seeing this meme was "this MF never heard Cantonese before?"

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm in Switzerland rn and German really does not sound that aggressive. They actually sound quite kind and sweet.

Polish and Finnish swearing though... That's next level.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ich nehme den Saupressmagen in Biersoße mit Kartoffeln und dazu ein Hacker-Pschorr.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Augustiner trink ich wenn ich kotzen will.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Idk man "May you get fucked by a swordfisch" (spanish insult) is pretty hard in my book x)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Magst du gefickt werden bei einem Schwertfisch?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

See that? You don't. Its not night. You insult in the shadow of an old drunk Mexican.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Einmal Döner mit alles und scharf bitte

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You never heard Portuguese people

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Italian insults are just funny. Everything is about dicks.

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