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[–] [email protected] 121 points 2 months ago (3 children)

People do seem to have aged more rapidly until a few decades ago. Perhaps all the cigarette smoke weathered them.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also probably time spent in the sun.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the leaded paint and asbestos.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Don't worry ... the layers of lead paint protected them from the asbestos underneath

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The Axe effect.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Vsauce did a video on this. it's cultural context. eg wearing clothes that old people wear makes you look older. a dude in like 1920 was wearing a tshirt and aviators and ppl thought he was a time traveler

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Are the winkled forehead, crows feet around the eyes, and full-on retreating hairline part of his clothes?

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart looked like they were 55 between the ages of 25 and 85. Conversely, Paul Rudd and Joseph Gordon-Levitt looked like they were 15 between the ages of 15 and 40.

Aging is weird.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It was interesting when I realized that Patrick Stewart was my age in the first season of Next Generation.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ don't say that ..... you just made me look it up and realize how true this statement was for myself as well .... what have I done with my life?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What, you're not the captain of a starship yet? Loser!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm a character stuck inside a transporter buffer that will never materialize .... I exist but will never appear :(

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And alcoholism.

And cocaine.

And being outside more by default.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I forgot the punchline but your mother's a whore Trebek

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I'll take schwards for 100 Alex."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

“I’ll take ‘Le tits now’ for $800”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

"Le Tits Now, Alex"

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Connery photo is natural lighting and properly exposed for his skin tone. The newer photo is artificially lit, much brighter for the skin tone and could have been retouched to blur the skin some. The photo on the right may have also had makeup on, vs on the left not likely.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

Arch Linux. Not even once.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" was shot, Harrison Ford was 47. Sean Connery was 59 and played the father of Ford's character.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Let's not body shame 12 year old dad's now.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Me, a classical student of principia statisticalia and an avid disciple of reasoning: 'hmm, yes the UK has at least 2 (two) actors, one could infer'

What else are we supposed to get from this? I might be little tired.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Left could pass as 50, right could pass as 13 yet they are both 34

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those mf start smocking at 12, by 35 they look 50 already.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

All my homies love wearing a loose dress to age up.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Are you s'mocking me?!?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

My work here is done.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

No need to call out Sean Connery for his early-onset twink death.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

It doesn't really work to compare a human with a fae, does it?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I’m 34 and people think I’m 20 🤷🏼‍♂️ As this post shows, aging is fuckin’ weird.

I tell people it’s all the preservatives in Taco Bell that keep me lookin’ young lmfao

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am still stuck on the fact that the kid from Love Actually is 34. I...I don't want to process that.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Brodie-Sangster doesn't look that young in all his pictures but Connery does look about 55, like he never was a young adult, just a kid then immediately a middle aged man.

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