Who tf shadowbox in the shower
this post was submitted on 03 May 2025
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TBH it’s the best way to make it competitive since you might slip and crack your skull open
Best case scenario you regain your balance but throw your back out in the process.
No
Why not? I don't do the shadowboxing part because my shower is tiny, but I definitely think about profound geopolitical issues while scrubbing myself
All my good programming happens in the shower and then I forgot half of it once I'm out
You need shower/bath crayons
I don't.
I think of invading the entire world and making a peaceful socialist utopia out of it.
Geopolitical issues but not specifically industrial society
Plus no one does shadowboxing in the shower I believe
And why not industrial society?
Ted K wasn't wrong, he was just an asshole.
More like 90% showering and 10% seeing how much water we can trap against our bodies to make the loudest sound when we drop it.
Or how much water we can trap in the foreskin!
I can honestly say I've never done that even though I have the required hardware to do so lol
Well now youre gonna wonder every time you shower "How much COULD I trap in there..."
Probably like a double shots worth? This isn't information I have ever considered important to know....
When you start testing, remember you have to establish a baseline for both a hot and cold shower.
This is important information. Keep it on a laminated card in your wallet. You never know when it may come in handy.
Nah its mostly zoning out, before remembering I'm supposed to be cleansing myself.
I don't do any of those things.
You dont even clean yourself?
I bet you're one of those pervs who also shower naked
🤢 disgusting
I always shower with all my clothes on. How am I supposed to clean my clothes otherwise? Make a second bath for my clothes or something? Don’t be stupid.
Gods no. I'm not that crazy.
Ew, no. Why would you clean yourself in the shower!?
I mean, there's definitely been showers where I just sit in the steam. Especially when I lived alone.
I thought it was sitting curled up in a ball contemplating everything wrong with your life.
Shadow boxing is done in front of a mirror.
Mirror in shower duh
☝️🤓 that would be reflection boxing, a different visual phenomenon
Yourself in the mirror is referred to as your 'shadow' in this context.
I found the resonant frequency of my shower cabin and now all I do in there is hum surprisingly loud.
This explains a lot about some of the men I've ~~met~~ smelled. tbph it's mostly the ones that think that wiping / washing their own anus is gay. Gender roles have ruined society.
I don't understand how people can be so stupid about basic hygiene.
Seriously, man or woman or whatever you are, wipe/wash your ass properly.
Not true. I sing loud in my highest vocal range.