Holy shit this dark humor got me good
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Humor is sometimes the only remaining coping mechanism. Reminds me of a post I saw a few days ago of someone saying they won therapy when the therapist needed a pause to take in their horrific story of a life.
That therapist's therapist had better brace themself.
that's like 90% of therapy clients though
sometimes you just gotta pause and consider what it's like to live like that
Lemmy surprised me with this comment section. I would not have guessed the amount of religious chestnuts is so high on here
Dark, but funny.
But hey, she's vegan! No killing animals, but babies are fair game!
I'm pro-choice but if you do it recreationally you're a shit person in my book.
Recreational abortions dont exist. There may be people with multiple abortions, but its not a situation women put themselves in. It's not a fun day no matter the procedure.
Consider mental health, rape, stupidity, not everyone is you with your thought process. You may actually be above average intelligence, and if you are consider how scary that is. How many people don't have the cause and effect reasoning you do. We can't judge people with abortions if we can't judge people with credit card debt.
"Recreational abortions" is just forced birther propaganda, and it amazes me how many are gullible enough to think that people would go through such a traumatic and "shameful" experience (because of people who say ignorant shit like this) for recreational purposes.
It's the same shit they said about gay people, and it's the same shit they say now about transgender people. It's always the same shit.
You have to be so goddamn blind to the whole situation to think "oh, yeah, those people me and all my friends shit on and harass? Those people chose to become hated, vilified, and criminalized by their peers and authority figures. Just because. For fun. Just a little recreational trauma. As a treat."
early pregnancies are tiny dots of flesh, smaller than getting a mole removed or picking your nose. There's no need to romanticise disposing of it, it's barely beyond the stage of discarding a used condom.
If an animal is living inside your body against your choice, then a vegan would still have it removed.
You don't deserve downvotes for this. You recognize her choice is hers to make, and that's the important part.
(She probably said it for comedy but someone "having recreational abortions" for real would probably be a shit person.)
Have you EVER talked to ANYBODY who really went for a recreational abortion? This is a myth and repeating this myth under a post that uses a hyperbole to make a joke / bring a point across is plain stupid. That's why the person you answered to got rightfully downvoted.
Brap brap pew pew I'm a baby killer. Baby killing makes me horny
Where is it implied that she does it recreationally? She may have done it multiple times but never for fun.
It could also be argued that she means "miscarriages" if her body is sending the souls of unborn children back to God.
Mind explaining this?
She keeps getting pregnant and having abortions.
Or miscarrying :(
That wouldn't be her "sending it back"
Except if she means that her body is sending them back. Then the post makes a lot more sense, her blaming god for miscarriages.
To those who are having the miscarriage, it definitely can seem like it is.
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I love how this comment section goes from the top comments at over 200 upvotes to -50 downvotes in less than 10 comments (at the time of writing this). And then looking at the scrollbar not even being halfway down the page, which is a weird reaction of "man, so many idiots here, but also nice seeing them all getting downvoted into oblivion".
This is dark but funny, while it also sadly shows how many people here are brainwashed fucktards.
Don't want kids? Fine, your body, your choice. But try using condoms, at the bare minimum.
I read this as someone trying to get pregnant and having miscarriages.
That’s how I read it but I can see how it can be interpreted as having abortions.
It sounds like you don't really believe "your body your choice" if you're telling them what to do.
Abortions are apart of it sexually for me though. That and the ritualistic satanic blood sacrifice afterwards.
That's a wild way to say you are sorely lacking in impulse control and/or sexual education.
Or she was trying to get pregnant but miscarrying, which happens a whole damn lot and it's heartbreaking.
Yes, that is exactly the kind of person we must force parenthood onto! Thank you for trying to make society better. God bless.
excuse you, but by making use of abortions she's proving the exact opposite, that she does have sex ed. otherwise she'd be too terrified of god smiting her for not being "pro-life"