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Some people say they are addictive, but to me shorts are an absolute nightmare, I despise them, I hate them, I'm allergic to them.

The ultra quick cutting, the often chopped style, the accelerated voice talking at you without pause or mercy even at 1.0, the subtitles in the center that I cannot disable. It's an attack on my senses, pure overstimulation.

My wife sends me couple of shorts each day and sometimes it's even interesting content-wise, but I absolutely hate this horrible format, procrastinate watching them and wish back a world where this form of media did not exist. It all started even before shorts in the way people did videos, and somehow it spiraled into this kind of hell scape.

Anyone else feeling like this?

EDIT: thanks everyone, now I feel validated, thought maybe I'm the odd one with so strong negative feelings about them! And sorry about the confusion about pants and stocks (that provoked some funny answers though so no regrets). Yes - as you have all figured out, I'm talking about the annoying short videos almost everyone seems to be addicted to.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Every few days I find myself losing a few hours to them that would've been better spent doing literally anything else. So yes, in that sense I hate them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I detest them. Some science YouTubers have begun using them too, and too often they’re either just cut from longer videos I’ve already seen - and hence wasting my time until I realise that - or they contain no explanation at all because of the length.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Yeah in the best case it's just a promotional teaser. Obviously you cannot explain anything non trivial in that amount of time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I keep turning them off in YouTube but that doesn’t stop them coming back. Good to know I’m paying for a hostile product. I won’t forget it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

You can use a patched YouTube client that removes ads and shorts. A few minutes worth of work to set up but worth it imo

https://github.com/KobeW50/ReVanced-Documentation/blob/main/YT-ReVanced-Guide.md

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Don't have a cow, man

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Shorts or longs...I hate the click-baity ones.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

I too absolutely despise the whole format.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I especially can't stand it when either of these two things happen:

  1. The subtitles show one word at a time (???)
  2. The subtitles are animated
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The one word at a time is because studies have shown it improves reading speed with no loss of comprehension.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

That is what I thought looks like those speed reading techniques, but by force. So annoying. Not sure the "without loss of comprehension" is so true, all that I read says that speed reading is pseudoscience

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It also makes my head hurt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Shorts" / "TikToks" / w/e are just short form multimedia content taken to their logical extreme. Small tidbits of context free, useless information, slammed into your soul so fast you miss all of the important bits and just get the buzz.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, useless time sink with lots of flashy distraction. The people who envisioned and built the internet surely did not anticipate it will evolve into THIS.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Man I was sure this was about shorts vs pants too. Pants all day every day. Is that another adhd thing now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

No, shorts are awesome.

Especially booty shorts.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I thought you meant the short pants. I love them. I’m so sweaty all the time and long pants feel uncomfortable on my legs even if loose. Only wear them when necessary. Shorts are a godsend.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah so that is where this reference is from! I'm too uneducated / young, only played the GBA Generation games

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

You could've seen it if you played Fire Red/Leaf Green ;)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Do none of you remember vines??

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I despise them because they're shallow as fuck, "content" that requires zero brain to enjoy (I do enjoy some of that shit on occasion, but not in the form of short videos, I prefer the lazy approach of putting something on and not having to move a finger for 10+ minutes).
Another thing that makes me hate that kind of video is that it's a breeding ground for "reacts", as if the longer form of that wasn't already a piece of shit. Neither of these problems are exclusive to YT, they're just following on Tiktok, like Instagram did

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Reaction videos are the worst, in any form. I'm waiting for the day until there's a reaction video loop referring to nothing than other reacts in circle and nobody knows what the actual underlying video was. The recursive reaction from hell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

I don't mind some of them but the obnoxious subtitles, they just put me off so much and the video controls that are just always there getting in the way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Yep. Absolutely despise shorts. For all the reasons you say, on top of the fact that 98% of them are bullshit and wrong.

Which is bizarre, because I get sucked into facebook reels once in a while. I blame the cat clips.

(I always browse with the volume muted. I despise shitty sound effects like the fake laughter, shitty music, or the AI voice.)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I basically only watch YouTube on my TV via Roku, I hate shorts and wish there was a way to block them on the Roku app.

If google really wants to push shorts then make it a separate app. If someone is watching on a TV then chances are they aren't looking for short form content, so stop pushing it on that medium.

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[–] [email protected] 128 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Shorts sre awesome, way better than pants unless it is cold out or I am doing something that would scratch up my legs.

Oh, you mean the youtube shit. It is the worst of that video format and they all suck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Tragically when I first switched to Lemmy, my friends convinced me to get Instagram to stay in better contact with them.

The difference in how much I engage with Instagram reels Vs YouTube shorts is huge. YouTube shorts suck and I get cripplingly bored or annoyed with them after 2 minutes, where as Instagram reels suck and I lose multiple hours to that fucking app. Fortunately I run a version of the app without ads etc so I'm only rotting myself and not contributing as directly to the end times.

I never tried tiktok and I'm too low willpower to stop using Instagram until they make it too shit to put the effort in, but I do feel that YouTube shorts sre the worst interation of this shitty format.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Yes, I also strongly dislike the very short video format you can find on multiple social media platforms these days. On the occasion when my friends forward me things, I find it somewhat manageable if the sound is off. Most of those videos have subtitles and if they're silent they feel less obnoxious.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hate them so much for all the reasons you mention and a few more.

But there are times that I prefer them over a 2-3 minute vidoe padded to 12-15 minutes for monetization.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I honestly prefer text over either of those options. Saves time and doesn't over stimulate. Plus, if I lose focus I can just go back, which would be tedious in a video.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

More importantly, you can search text to get straight to the point you need. Doing that in video or audio is not possible, you have to memorize timestamps

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm going to be a lot more comfortable with shorts after bottom surgery

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

You know they sell shorts in most stores, right? You don't have to cut the bottom off of pants to get short pants.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shorts are cancer and vertical videos need to die.

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