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Hypothetical/sarcasm of course. I'll start...

'Please do not flush your fetuses until after 10pm. Thank you, Management'

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[โ€“] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Whenever I see a sign saying to not flush anything down the toilet. Should I maliciously comply by instead shitting all over the toilet, the sink, the faucet and maybe the door handle just for good measure? Technically I didn't flush anything down the toilet and therefore I obeyed the sign.

Or, should I say "fuck the rules" and take a shit and then cum on the shit and then wipe with plenty of toilet paper that I toss into the toilet, then pee on top of it AND THEN flush? Or should I ALSO sneak across the hallway, pants still down around my ankles into the womens' restroom, steal an aborted fetus[1] or two out of the trash can, and pile all that onto the mound that is by this point higher than the toilet seat? Maybe while I'm at it I'll sift through the trash for some used condoms to throw on there too.

[1] its hard to flush fetuses down the toilet. most first time beginners just use the trash can so there's bound to be one or two if I search the trash cans after hours

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Sounds like you speak from master flushing experience ๐Ÿ‘

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