I thought there was no chance in hell I'd ever eat ass....
Then, one day you meet a girl that changes everything. Damn it Alyssa, i was clean pure from sin then you come strutting in with that fat butt
this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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Eating ass for sexual gratification between consenting parties is distinguished from eating the ass of those with power over you because they enjoy your humiliation and subservience. Never eat ass with a power imbalance.
I love getting eaten and being a sub bottom. What you're preaching is lies and slander.
Never eat ass with a power imbalance.
What if that's what I am into?
It's within your power to relinquish your power. Still consent though. 😅 I'm pretty sure...
Or never eat ass.
Why limit yourself?
To keep the thing I taste food with and the thing that makes poop from touching.
Weird, but you do you!
You can lose your tounge from eating ass?????
Bruh
No.
PSA: It should be "used to" not "use to"
https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/is-it-used-to-or-use-to
Butt lickers are preferable to boot lickers
Technically you can get equally sick from both
That's why you wipe it damn clean, or use a dental dam (especially recommended it you get easily sick). And also don't do it if you partner recently had a food poisoning.
just use a dental dam. Or clingfilm
Nah get sick don't try and avoid it.
Sounds like someone who's never had their butt licked.
Kids never ate ass to know how good it is. After tongue punching a fart box, they'll change their tune.
Lapping at the ol' leather cheerio is fun.
I haven't heard that term for it before.
Bravo.
My wife will be horrified when I drop that in the future.
OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
Their family built this country, by the way
Damn if only I was 13 minutes faster LMAO
Butt liquor?
If you're gonna boof booze stick to beer or maybe wine. The only hard stuff you should permit near your butt hole is a penis (or simulacra thereof).
Vodka burns. A lot. Don't put vodka in your butt hole.
Thank you for your service
It's still an insult, we just pronounce the 'u' as 'oo' now.
Baute liqeurhh 🥖🇫🇷🤌