this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Say "you're welcome" instead. Let them believe you had a say in that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

or "don't come to work tomorrow" as a friendly way to hint at a snow day

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

USian here: this had a much darker initial read 😅🫠

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't feel bad, "chum", as an illocutionary act it works. It's kind of like how you can say "what's up?" and the other person says "how's it going?" and neither answers the question, bc at the illocutionary level you're just saying "hi".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I feel vindicated by this, no more shall I have flashbacks of raising my hand in class to say "can I go to the toilet" only to get a smug reply back from the teacher

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Speak for yourself. I control the weather.