this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But what if I want to pee harder and better?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Do the same stretch but only one leg. The other leg must be behind your head though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The missing info here is that his gut it not fat, it's all piss, and his friend is out of frame about to jump on him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

An improvement then?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't need aim when sitting down, like you should be doing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

As if I can't miss when I sit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

hard pass. to truly empty the bladder I gotta stand. Must be my narrah yareathra. Ah yup.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hydration + flomax + l + ratio + curse of the nile

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Thanks BonerWizard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This implies you can pee faster but weaker and stronger but slower...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

If that really worked you'd be able to see the piss stream coming out through his shorts.