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[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Verzijlbergh explained that Belgian wind farms have an advantage over Dutch ones. “They are located southwest of the Dutch parks and the wind often comes from the southwest, so you often steal some of our wind,” he said.

Umm, my guy. It sounds like it's their wind and they graciously pass on their leftovers instead of "extracting" all of the wind.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It was then that the Dutch poldered the Netherlands out to upwind of the Belgian wind farms.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Would be such a power move.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Peak old man yells at clouds.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

They're gonna steal them next!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Im sending them my farts

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

How did they catch wind of this?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There’s a fart joke here somewhere…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

"But it turned out the French were the ones producing it all along."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

ooooo those Belgians! That's why they have those little twirly moustaches!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just ask them to spin the windmills in reverse 3% of the time

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In an interview with Belgian broadcaster VRT, Verzijlbergh said: “A wind turbine is designed to extract wind from the air. If you measure behind a wind turbine, the wind blows less hard. Behind a wind farm with many wind turbines together, you really see lower wind speeds.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Just don't break it, before you send the wind onwards to me...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

They’ll never have more trumps than the US.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

For fuck's sake... it starts...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We just need one world government. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, governments never fuck up. Better just have one big unstoppable one. Real genius level thinking there. Can't go wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If all the wind farms are owned by one entity they can't steal wind from each other.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That necessitates everyone in that entity agreeing.

That's the problem.

You're not being downvoted for a utopian worldwide government being something people don't want, you're being downvoted for being too unrealistic.

Yeah, if everyone agreed and there was only one entity, the wind wouldn't be an issue, probably. And neither would wars or famine or poverty.

But... they are.

Simply stating "oh why don't we all just get along" is just... kinda silly.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

— Scottish proverb

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, at the core I have the same perspective as the op, but realistically it's never gonna be "one government" it's gonna be a huge mess with local governments, alliances, treaties, delegations and so on and so forth. I kinda think that might be a good thing though, the layers of democracy are a safeguard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'd agree that with a very high probability, not in our lifetimes.

However I don't like using the word "never". When I was reading science mags and pop sci in the late 90's and early 2000's, organ printing etc may have been mentioned, but no-one even floated the idea of practical immortality. Now theres actual fields of science looking into longevity, some claiming that our ability to enhance longevity may actually outpace our aging at some point.

I do agree that strong government and fundamental democracy is important, but the reason we have election cycles and not basically real life feedback is just a silly tradition dating back thousands of years when people actually couldn't communicate and interact as we do now. We could build stronger democracies and stronger safeguards. What if Trump actually derailing shit this bad would mean an objectively low score on some system, triggering a vote which everyone can participate through on their phone (given we imagine it's secure) and give a vote of no confidence or smth. Actual democracy?

Putting those fantasies aside, it's still possible for a Star Trek-esque utopia to emerge one day. Although I see it as less and less possible every day. However even in ST canon there's WWIII and it takes a while to settle after that.

Current track are headed more likely to a dystopia, for sure, but revolutions have happened in the past and I'm sure as shit not going to give up hope.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately not all people have sworn the oaths and will protect those they hate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

"PROBLEM SOLVED." is on sale right now!

Grab your populist talking point for only 3 seconds of thought at your nearest mouth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Next thing we know they'll be accusing chestnuts of being lazy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, give our wind back you patat and wafel eating neighbors! We have the wind GEKOLONISEERD!

What a load of bullshit. It's fucking wind. Enough for all of us.

I like our southern neighbors (well, onky the Flamish). We should work together more instead of making these bullshit claims to fucking wind.