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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’ve never understood why people want the excrement from attractive people. Regardless of where it came from, it’s still excrement.

(I’m considering gray water as excrement.)

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would be surprised if it's really her gray water. Usually such stuff is considered as a biohazard

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This, I don't think you can sell your excrement and all similar products are just fake.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Fecal transplanters do (though I think many are just giving it away.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've never heard anyone describe dead skin cells as excrement. I try not to be a prescriptivist, but I'm not sure grey water is a legitimate usage.

I don't understand it either, but using a word that most often means "fecal matter" tends to make things less attractive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don’t know if you meant you weren’t sure bath water counts as gray water, but just in case, it does.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greywater

But excrement means any waste matter discharged from the body (especially, but not exclusively, fecal matter).

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/excrement

So yeah, someone’s bath water is both excrement and gray water. But I’m not really talking about just bath water. I’ve seen someone buy a water bottle after a voice actress spit in it. And I know that people have bought celebrities’ shits too. So yeah, I meant more along the lines of any biowaste.

To each their own, I’m just saying I’ve never understood it. It’s gotta be some fetish thing that I just don’t have. I collect autographs, but I’d be pretty upset if they spit on it too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm just saying that bath water is not discharged from the body. Biowaste might be a better word. Sorry, I know this is not an important point.

I hope you enjoy your autograph collection. :)

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m getting too old to understand the mentality of this shit anymore.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's just sex sells with extra steps, nothing particularly new.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm surprised you can't buy celebrity cum.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You'd be surprised. Friend of mine dated a girl with a Danny Davito shrine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well there's a little liability catch with all the children they'd get

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

buy irradiated celebrity cum.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You can, if it’s soaked into clothing.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

looks like the gamer girl one before her just paved the way for this kind of product.

the internet does connect people in interesting ways.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The shamelessness of it all, on both ends of course, is just astonishing. What's wrong with y'all?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She knows how thirsty her fans are & just wants to help

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

She should do it for free then. This dumb b is taking advantage of truly stupid people, as if she weren't rich enough. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think it's cool to insult people for diseases!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't mind when the person seems knty, but I don't want a nice person with FAS to feel bad... You're right, I'll control myself. 🤷👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks! I have neither a positive nor negative opinion of Sidney Sweeney, but if she's actually a cunt there are surely better insults.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

How’s she taking advantage of them? Why would she do it for free? Do you wish people wanted to buy your bath water?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would sell my bath water to anyone who wants it. But nobody wants it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Right? Like who wouldn’t, that’s gotta be the easiest way to make money. I wouldn’t hate on anyone who takes advantage of that ability

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I prefer that shit like this remains paywalled 🙏🙏

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Cool way to have a conversation with the audience"
My sister in Christ, I'm not an Elcor

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Funny you should mention Christ, because he asked us to eat his body and drink his blood when we want to talk to him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's almost certainly some Roman pagan/polytheist addition, NGL. In those few verses you also get Jesus and the disciples singing hymns and Jesus talking about his resurrection... :/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Idk about that, the Roman establishment thought the cannibal angle was kind of fucked up and specifically called it out. Don't forget that Judaism itself has relatively recently split from the Canaanite/Phoenician/Baalism rituals.

Speaking of which, guess what connects Carthage's ritual sacrifice of ruling class infants and the story of Abraham?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A fellow man of culture I see.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The crazy thing about this story is that people will look at this and think there is something wrong with her.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, they're still right even though there's also something wrong with the people purchasing it as well.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And what is her fault? She likes getting money for nothing?

Maybe she should just be polite, agreeable, and allow gooners their fantasies of possessing her free of charge. That worked so well for Marylin Monroe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

She's already a multimillionaire and one of the hottest actresses in the world right now. Trust me, I'm usually more than happy to dunk on incels, but this is kind of manipulative.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

So dignity and self-respect are so debased to you that they're considered "nothing" at this point?

I'm old enough to remember when people were called sellouts for doing things much more dignified than this.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If someone paid even a few cents for my bathwater, hell yeah I would sell it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"ME flavored water, 15 cents!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Come taste my KNEES!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I never thought of her to be like this. I had some respect for her.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's not to respect? Get that bag girl.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Jfc the rolling stone is shit show nowadays. No i don't want anything from her especially her "acting"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What's next, onlyfans?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's some inventive title creation. Does Sydney know about this?

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