Fiiiine, but you'll have to settle for a hand job.
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FBI? not where I live!
(Laughs maniacally in hetero.)
Ompossumble! I've never felt like this before
I intend to be in the middle of a circle of dicks by this evening. Someone needs to buy alcohol to help me perform.
Oh yeah
Let's see which companies were doing it for the goodness of their hearts
Or just avoiding being cancelled and a backlash for being accused of something they are not
And ICE stands ready to make anyone who was not reported disappear.
Lol, one your 3 flags is bi, which is not gay. Edit: this is just me being pedantic, not related to the following at all
Also, probably shouldn't even joke about things like this, we don't want to feed homophobic stereotypes.
Being bi is being gay and straight at the same time.
Why are you doing this?
Why am I trying to prevent a uncrossable chasm being created between people?
Gay, lesbian and bisexual people are one in the eyes of homophobes, but why should we care what homophobes think? Look on the calendar!
My question still wasn't answered or addressed: Why are you doing this?
Oh, sorry, my comment could have implied the first part was related to the second. No, that was just me being annoying and pedantic, the second part was my actual concern of not feeding into the 'gay people are turning your kids gay' propaganda
Also, happy pride month! 🌈🗓️🦁🦁🦁
If we live all our lives trying not to offend anyone with unreasonable opinions we will end up being nothing but an empty shell of who we should have been.
Jokes on you, I'm so scarred from my divorce, you wouldn't realize I'm secretly straight.