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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Who's the narrator? Gonzo seems too obvious, but that's not always bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I am Bert's complete lack of surprise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Jack=Kermit Marla=Miss Piggy Bob=Fozzie Angel Face=Gonzo (did anyone else know this was Jared Leto!?) Assorted muppets are Fight Club members of corse

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The passion of Christ. It’s just a bunch of muppets killing Jesus

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I would pay to see this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

die hard

alan rickman

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Are you sure? I think if it was John Goodman it would be more epic.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.

So many people would get fired.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

But when he's cursed in the moonlight, even he turns into a skelemuppet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Toy Story

Andy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago
  • Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
  • All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.

Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

While that's fun. I prefer Hans as the only human.

Alan Rickman giving an identical performance with Muppets sounds like a perfect film.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Conclave, carlos diehz

Se7en, kevin spacey

Stargate, jaye davison

Star Trek beyond, Chris pine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Schindler's List - Schindler

Dredd - Dredd

Master and Commander - take your pick

The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Correction. Wolf of Wall Street. — Margot Robbbie

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

The Muppet Movie.

Kermit the Frog.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Dark City, Kiefer Sutherland

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

'Come and see' but i cant decide who the non-muppet should be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Requiem For A Dream.

Marlon Waynes.

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