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John Wick - Keanu

I would pay money to see that in theaters

Die Hard - Alan Rickman

Okay but now I'm imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.

Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.

John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing

Starship troopers - Michael Ironside

Edit: Kermit "C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh"

Castaway — Wilson

Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his "best friend" that might be funnier.

TaAvengers - Chris Evans

Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying "on your left".

Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.

MUPPET HULK!

The Matrix, Hugo Weaving

Hateful 8.

Samuel L Jackson.

"You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!"

I would pay to see that.

Requiem for a Dream - Ellen Burstyn.

The entire movie would seem like her descent into amphetamine fueled madness.

Seven - Morgan Freeman.

Twilight, bella is of course the human. Imagine her riding a muppet vampire's shoulders as he runs through the forest, that would be a fun movie to film

Dogma, keep Alan Rickman

Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee

Predator, the predator

Taken - Liam Neeson

The Shawshank Redemption - Clancy Brown

When my wife saw that movie for the first time and hollered out, "That's Clancy Brown!!" I then knew why his voice was so familiar to me.

So now I'm imagining Mr. Krabs absolutely fed up with and not taking shit from any of these Muppets.

So either that or Airplane! and keep Leslie Nielsen

Clue. Tim Curry.

Fight Club. Brad Pitt. Or maybe Norton because it would be hilarious for the human to be the one to destroy an Angel Face muppet.

Either Alien (Ian Holm as Ash), Aliens (Lance Henriksen as Bishop) or maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator). Just for the big reveal of "he's a machine", with all the muppets being like "oh woooow, that's insane, we literally couldn't tell him apart from us!"

Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.

Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.

(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)

John wick. Only the dog is human

Grease

Keep John Travolta

Miss Piggy would have to play Sandy

This is going to get me put on a watchlist...

• Six String Samurai: The boy
• A Boy and His Dog: The boy
• Time Bandits: The boy
• Brazil: Robert De Niro
• The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
• The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
• SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
• Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
• Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
• Les Mis: Javert
• X: The old woman
• Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
• Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
• Audition (1999): The main character

Rain man. Dustin Hoffman.

Bonus: every Tarrantino movie, Tarrantino.

John Wick, Keanu stays.

Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford

The passion of Christ. It’s just a bunch of muppets killing Jesus

Every Mel Brooks movie. Mel Brooks

Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.

I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.

Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.

This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.

Broke Back Mountain - Jake Gyllenhaal

Saving Private Ryan - Matt Damon

Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Eyes Wide Shut - Tom Cruise

Forest Gump - whoever played “Jenny”

Evil Dead - Bruce Campbell

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

Wicker Man - Nick Cage

Actually, almost any movie where we keep Nick Cage. Kickass, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lord of War.

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs

Star Trek Wrath of Kahn, Ricardo Montlaban.

Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.

This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.

Mad Max furry road, max

Edit: that typo is staying right where it's at