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[–] King4408@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Plot twist: they stole gay furry porn from nato servers.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago

That’s why they’re so mad. They didn’t just copy it; they deleted it after. Monsters!

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

3000 files seems like an arbitary amount. Nothing's preventing you from creating a file for each passing millisecond.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

2999 of them are robot.txt files, and one is goatse.jpg.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Awww no luv for my girl tubgirl?

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I had forgotten about that one damn it

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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah, without any frame of reference, it's just a random, useless number.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

so a group of furry hackers is a cabal, not like a pack or a litter or something

"FBI Bags Litter of Hacker Furries"

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Surely it would be less redundant to just say 'hackers'

[–] serial_crusher@lemmy.basedcount.com 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.

I salute you, internet stranger.

[–] Exec@pawb.social 10 points 2 years ago
[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 2 years ago

What a relief, I'd hate to think those files ended up in the wrong ~~paws~~ hands.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 32 points 2 years ago

Based and furpilled

[–] Zimmy@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can the gay furries get the alien files next?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wasn't that supposed to be the Naruto-running guy's job?

[–] mPony@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

THEY HAD ONE JOB

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago

the group says it's gotten into the government web portal for the South African OR Tambo district

As a South African, that's not much of an accomplishment

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Oh no, did the mass Activation of everyone yesterday contribute to this?

[–] avater@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Holy shit, I mean hackers are bad but gay furry hackers...that's crossing the line.

[–] pinkwerdo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

3000 stolen files of gay furry hackers

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Yes that is quite the headline for sure.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Can we start a Legion of Gay Fury Hackers (₲ay͎₣ur)

[–] NecoArcKbinAccount@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)
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[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago (9 children)

gay bad please like if you cri evrytim

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[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean the bettest timeline, right?

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I meant what I said.

[–] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

3,000 black files of NATO

[–] CaffeinatedOne@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Guy looks like Harrison Ford’s accountant brother.

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