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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Her job is the removal of africanized honey bees.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Either that, or driving cars to the junkyard to be crushed.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That would explain why she's willing to just toss the coffee in the back seat. Must have a side hustle doing razor blade disposal as well.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

She works for a charity that uses old cars to collect used razors and remove africanized honey bees before disposing of the car by crushing it and extracting its metals with acidic electrolysis.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That's racist. What did the honey do to you?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

This is so absurd, but I love it.

Of course I'm standing in our garage watching a thunderstorm that just flooded our basement, with more storm on the way, so maybe it's just stress.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Based loosely on real events.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Edit: replied at wrong level. Please downvote. I am.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Please downvote. I am.

This is like the opposite of "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??!! I AM!!!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

~~WHO DO~~ YOU THINK THEREFORE YOU ARE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That does make it sound like an existential crisis.

"What does it even mean to be? If I never get downvotes, do I even have an effect on the world? Is there a world? Who am I? Am I me? Will I stop existing when I have zero engagement? Am I just the sum of the perception of others, doomed to non-existence as soon as I'm irrelevant? Is that what death is?"

"So, uh, you said no ketchup on that Jr Bacon Cheesburger?"

"Oh, yeah, that's right. It hurts my tummy."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[https://youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8](Actually I was referencing this)

Which I guess isn't as well known as it used to be. Then again, I still quote david after dentist. He would be in his 30s now. That was 20 years ago! Stop making me feel old! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

glares at my grey hair

I remember when you were brown in the winter, and almost blonde in the summer.....now its grey grey grey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I was not ready for bowling. Thanks for expanding my worldview.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Forgot the last panel where he bails

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Are you sure?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I kinda love these