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A Boring Dystopia

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The original was posted on /r/aboringdystopia by /u/CarpinThemDiems on 2023-10-05 23:18:27.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At the perfect height to be peed on

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

instead of a black dot they put an ad, its the perfect strategy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Was thinking the same thing. You know ppl are absolutely destroy those things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think it's designed for that as it's curved to deposit in the toilet.

Pee on the floor next to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Or the wall above it

or smear shit over the screen to block the ad 🧐

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

man if you feel like smearing your own shit for the employees to clean up I am not going to stop you

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One of the gas stations near me started putting ads on their pumps, so I started carrying around blank paper and painters' tape to make a little cover for it, that way you can flip it up to pay, and then flip it back down to fill in peace. This screen, though, is exclusively for ads, so, theoretically, one could just smash the screen, and it will only be improved. Theoretically, that is.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If it's the standard one with four rectangular buttons on each side of the screen, the second button from the top on the right side should mute the audio. Ad will still play but at least you don't have to listen to it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Where I live, that used to be a reliable way to mute the ads, but they've started disabling it as word gets out.

I accidentally invoked the admin menu once while screwing around with all of the buttons on one. It was kind of a thrill at first, but then I was worried I'd get caught on CCTV committing a "hacker crime" or some other fascist bullshit, so I just exited out of it.

I don't remember the exact sequence but it was something like I pressed all 4 of the outer buttons at the same time then pressed all 4 of the inner ones at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh nice! I will check next time. I try to avoid that gas station for obvious reasons. If that does actually work, I'll start writing instructions for muting on my flap of paper.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I won VIP thickets to Rock In Rio a couple years ago, and they had this in the urinals of the VIP area. It was supposed to show a stream of the shows but it just said server connection lost and a random local IP network (10.something) and there was an IT guy in the bathroom with a laptop connected to one of the urinals trying to fix the connection. I think it was the acid I took that day, cause I couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of the scene.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you see an ad in the bathroom, you have a moral obligation to shit and piss on the walls.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The poor cleaning staff isn't responsible for the dystopian ads, neither are other people who just need to use this bathroom.

Vandalizing the ads themselves, and only the ads, is something I could get behind though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A can of spray paint will do

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

So that’s why they check my id whenever I buy a can.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

You know where to aim

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

You just have to aim a little higher.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I prefer the Sega urinal, that is also an arcade game.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Advertisements with piss on them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why does that look like a camera under the screen?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sensor because people don't flush

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh so Testicle Biometrics Scanner why didn’t you just say that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It identifies a correct flushing profile to use by using a biometric scan of your balls to retrieve your user data from the cloud.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It should be running the trashiest, goriest, sleaziest, slimiest & far out movies ever made 24/7.

Just for the Aesthetics.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That's just rude to the wage slave that has to clean it.

Just shoot it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Drop an upper-decker right on it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Honestly if I had to choose a place or time to be subjected to an ad this ain't bad. That being said I can imagine how nasty it would get if not washed. Imagine how the color would shift over time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

my friend saw one that said "Android is starting"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Taking the piss

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I could not possibly care less about this as long as there's no audio. I'm fine with a restaurant making a bit of extra money this way

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

That's nice, I care though and would smash it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It only starts this way. Then, they add audio and then, you can only pee after watching the ad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh my god, I fear you are on to something here. It's only a matter of time before some venue decides to make an ad-supported restroom that forces you to watch a 30-second video ad before you can enter the stall.

Bonus dystopia points if it has a camera for view tracking that pauses the ad if you close your eyes or look away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

If that starts happening, I literally break down the stall door, get that shit out of me, and burn down the place. I will not put up with THIS when I am about to soil myself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's different and would change my opinions. But once I get my drangus aimed, I'm looking straight ahead at a urinal anyway so a silent ad below my sight is whatever to me