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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Conveniently you forgot to mention a short list of terrorist groups financed by Iran.

Here you go

  1. Hezbollah (Lebanon) – Iran’s most heavily backed proxy; receives funding, weapons, and training. Operates militarily and politically in Lebanon; hostile to Israel.
  2. Hamas (Gaza) – Though Sunni, Iran supports Hamas with weapons and funds due to shared anti-Israel stance.
  3. Palestinian Islamic Jihad (Gaza/West Bank) – More directly aligned with Iran than Hamas; receives significant Iranian support.
  4. Houthis (Ansar Allah, Yemen) – Iran supplies weapons, intelligence, and training to Houthis in their fight against the Saudi-led coalition.
  5. Kata’ib Hezbollah (Iraq) – Iraqi Shi’a militia backed by Iran; part of the Popular Mobilization Forces; responsible for attacks on U.S. personnel.
  6. Asa’ib Ahl al-Haq (Iraq) – Another Iran-backed Shi’a militia operating in Iraq; heavily involved in sectarian violence.
  7. Harakat al-Nujaba (Iraq/Syria) – Shi’a militia supported by IRGC; operates in Iraq and Syria.
  8. Fatemiyoun Division (Afghan Shi’a fighters) – Recruited and trained by Iran to fight in Syria.
  9. Zeynabiyoun Brigade (Pakistani Shi’a fighters) – Similar to Fatemiyoun; deployed in Syria under Iranian command.
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I don't know how they did it, but Israel has made America its personal bitch. Everything they do, America just comes and help them wagging its tail and half of Americans will just nod and follow behind like pups.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

AIPAC, it funds politicians on both sides. Our gov't is set up like a mafia payout, and the Zionist are running the show.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

You don't know how they did it? I thought it was obvious, Israel lobbies all of the US politicians: https://www.opensecrets.org/industries/summary?cycle=All&ind=Q05&recipdetail=S

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I don’t know how they did it

This is one of the dangers of having a corrupt government in the modern world that is openly for sale. Conservatives might think it's fine that money can and should influence politicians, but they're dead quiet about the fact that the money doesn't have to only come from American sources.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

I mean, Israel is just the USA's preferred method of conducting proxy wars in the region... Not that the Zios aren't also happy to massacre their neighbours, of course.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I can finally relate. I just had a Civilisation VI game last night where I was trying to win by the domination method (I'm still pretty tame, waiting for a casus belli to start a war), but suddenly three civs got way ahead in culture, science and military, so if I still wanted to win by dominating, I had no other choice but to just surprise buttfuck all three at the same time. The aztecs had been working on the space race already.

...so yeah, I guess Israel just realised that they need to chop chop before Iran builds the Mars base.

(obvious /s, it's disgusting how such aggressors can just get away like that)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to play Civ III a lot and one of my favorite strategies was to borrow a bunch of money from a neighbor and then attack and destroy him, which would of course wipe away the debt with the only consequence being that everybody else hated you. It was amusing to learn that this was actually Hitler's strategy with his invasion of the Soviet Union (minus the "destroy him" part, of course). Part of the nonaggression treaties between Germany and the USSR was actually a massive loan to Hitler, adding to the debt that Hitler had already racked up to achieve his "economic miracle".

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I believe Russia and Israel are currently enjoying joint custody of the US, though Israel has the majority of custodial rights.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Russia during official events and gatherings, Israel the rest of the time.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I wonder: would that region of the world have reached some sort of equilibrium if the rest of the world didn’t constantly fuck with them, or would it just be a different kind of shitshow?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Almost certainly the former. Same with Africa.

Almost all major conflicts and broken political situations can be traced back to colonialism and/or organized religion.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Almost all major conflicts and broken political situations can be traced back to colonialism and/or organized religion.

The world was a peaceful paradise before colonialism

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The area has a deep and rich history, but also a violent one. Countless of peoples have been actually genocided (as in: nothing remains of them) there several centuries before rest of the world had civilization and therefore any means of manipulating them.

European colonialism lasted roughly during years 1400-2000. A significant time, but also significantly shorter than the history of Middle East.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

As with other regions, the wars between neighbouring(ish) countries subside with cultural & economic development - if the countries (ever) get to that point (cross several big thresholds). And we don't even have enough data to verify if this is even actually true.

But like Europe, constant warring for millennia up until 19th century, then sure, two really big wars, but you could already see how culture & economy of the masses shifted & favoured peace over war ("even with the stinking neighbours who we are racist towards"), it became harder to entice wars and/or to convince people we need a war with a neighbour.

I feel like this sort of rule of majority (in practice) & low scarcity is the natural equilibrium where huge efforts for maintaining peace aren't required.
(Even both WW were because of this equilibrium shifted massively into huge inequalities.)

African countries (so lower industrial development & big inequalities even on small scales bcs scarcity for basics, like food & life opportunities, exaggerates those) see constant proper wars (1 on 1 skirmishes between two countries or even regions), but since mass starvation became a thing of the past, so did the fighting become less intense.
(Africa is huge tho, generalisations like this aren't representative of actual issues.)

With that I think Middle East would definitely be a much more peaceful place without massive colonialist fuckery over the centuries, or at least without Russia & USA (which covers establishing Israel). Longer lasting stable culture & increasing trade dependency & prosperity + no foreigners financing radical terrorist groups (which comparatively quickly become the dominant power by sheer asset value), yes, I think it would be a much better place & wars a lot shorter.

Now, imagine that Middle East but if the world was already off of fossil fuels for the last century (so less inequality between countries).
Maybe a great (and accessible) active cultural hub between Europe & India?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Everything improving for the better is part of that "equilibrium." Peace and stability improves education which just makes everything better over time.

When Taliban first took over Afghanistan they had banned women from attending highschool. They later opened up "training courses" with same curricilum as highschools that women are allowed to attend.

Progress is slow, but the many economic sanctions placed on the country doesn't help.

Overall situation is still extremely bad there but the reason Taliban got to run that country in the first place is two centuries of imperialism (The British) so more of it isn't gonna help.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I don't have an answer to how to handle the region, it's beyond me. The Israel state sucks ass and it's committing genocide.

But the Iranian state are also extremist and I don't doubt for a millisecond would do terrible things if it had the support Israel has.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

two things can be bad at the same time

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But certainly three things cannot be bad.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

And Iran and Russia are a close second.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

while Israel has nukes, and is subject to MAD, there's a ton of debate and uncertainty about how much Iran cares for MAD when they finish their nukes

thats most of the reason why people are worried about them rn if you cant tell

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a good thing that Israel and the US did everything they could to get Iran to decide not to make nukes instead of antagonizing the poop out of them.... Oh wait.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The government of Iran supports terrorism across the Middle East, including the Triple-H of terrorism which they term the "Axis of Resistance". Hezbolla, Houthis, and of course Hamas, which brutally massacred over a thousand people and took hundreds hostage forcing a ground war in a densely populated area so they could make genocide propaganda. Hezbollah was plotting to do something similar and the Hotuthis would if they had the capability. Also Iran has people regularly chanting "death to Israel, death to America" and that kind of rhetoric is spreading into the west, and we've already seen all of this result in violence in cities like Boulder, CO. So that regime starts enriching enriching uranium in the amounts needed to build a nuclear device, according to the UN. And they publicly announce they're going to start testing missiles capable of delivering a nuclear warhead to Israel.

But sure, that's not antagonizing at all!

It's the internet posts that's REALLY antagonizing!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hamas killed about 400 Israeli occupation soldiers on Oct. 7 for which it has the right as every people has the right to resist illegal occupation. That doesn't justify attacks on Civilians or taking them hostage ofc. Hamas immediately thought to negotiate a hostage swap to free some of the about ten thousand Palestinians held hostage by Israel in so called "administrative detention" aka. no charge no access to legal defense and torture and abuse.

What Hamas miscalculated was how completely genocidal Israel is and how it is supported in that by the West and Israels regional allies, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Jordan...

Blaming the genocide waged by Israel on Hamas is peak cynicism.

Also if Hezbollah and Houthis would have wanted to do something similar, they would have went in full force on Oct. 7 too. Instead all that Hezbollah did for months was send some symbolic rockets and mortar fire.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I never said Iran was good. Just that, if your concerned about them getting nukes, the US and Israel made the wrong move multiple times. Guaranteeing either they get nukes or war with Iran. A war that only Netanyahu wants so he can stay in power.

This will further destabilize the area and will probably result in Iran getting many allies.

Big cost, no gain for the west.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a theocracy that ritualistically chants "death to America, death to Israel."

Nuclear proliferation is never a good thing. But a regime like that getting nukes is a major crisis.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Because the US and Israel have been killing tens of thousands if not millions of Iranians directly and indirectly over the past century.

Israel and the US helped the Shah build his intelligence forces, which murdered, tortured and dissappeared tens of thousands of people. Then the US lead Saddam Hussein to invade Iran, killing a milliom Iranians over the course of 8 years. How much Israel was involved in that is unclear.

Imagine Poland would have adopted the slogan "death to Germany" after WWII. Would you consider Poland a major crisis? What about Ukrainian sentiment towards Russia since the invasion? If Ukraine would seek nukes in 30 years, would you also see that as major crisis?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Hey, you can't just rebrand literal propaganda as satire!

I mean, it is satiric & very funny, but it's on the same level of fuckery as The Onion reporting regular news - unbelievable, sounding sarcastic, fucked up, & funny (until you realise it's just true :D).

(This is a joke comment ofc, the standoffishness is faked for lame comedic purposes.)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

The message of this post is spot on but im weirdly annoyed that the meme format has been used wrong lol.

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