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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

well in my country it's called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

given that stars are mostly hydrogen, and rust is oxide.

I often call water "rusty star"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's... Maybe not going to be the easiest of things to order at the bar, I mean you might get one but it probably wont quench your thirst.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Gänsewein" - goose wine in germany

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hello beauty, wanna get you some of mine eh life juice?

Doesn't sound good 🤢

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Desalinated saline

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's "Château Lapompe" in french to mimic wine brand ;)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Liquified comet farts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

a la francaise ‘eau’

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The moist maker

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Moby Dick wine. City gin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Going in blind so sorry if this is a repeat:

God's Juice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"Stay away from da aqua!"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Gemeentepils in the Netherlands. Municipality beer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In Germany, we do have some nicknames especially for tapwater: I personally know of Leitungsheimer, Kranwasser and Kraneberger

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Swiss german "Hahnenburger" (Tap burger) is used a lot there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Council Pop

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