Give me a cup of wet

I don't touch that stuff, fish fuck in it!

H20, Agua

Water?

Never touch the stuff.

Fish fuck in it, doncha know?

Council pop is such a term, but is very UK.

In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"

Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name

Adam's ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it. Edit: someone beat me too it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam%27s_ale

In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.

Adam's ale (also referred to as Adam's wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.

"Council Juice" in N. Ireland.

“Now that’s good quality H2O”

Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.

In French we call it "Chateau Lapompe" which sounds like a wine name but is literally "castle the pump".

"Adam's Ale" is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I've never heard that one before. lol

There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.

I'll just have a cup of rain, thanks.

A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.

Morning brown, morning brown

Get yourself a cup of morning brown

Morning brown, morning frown

What the heck is morning brown?

Well, morning brown is great, you get it

in a cup

Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up

It comes from beans, have it hot or with

ice

In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice

Morning brown, I'm still not sure

Can you please explain it some more?

It's coffee, ya fuck

Oh, right, yep

A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy

Although i know the implications of calling it Jill.

We call it Corporation Pop here.

...can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.

Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling

In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”

In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.

Sky Juice in Malaysia

Bo'oh'o'wa'er

Council pop

Over here we call it Council Juice

"Wah-wah": Am I a joke to you?

Some southern Slavs call tap water "technical" because it's technically safe to drink, but definitely has a lot of stuff in it that you don't want to drink... You complain as you chain smoke.

For sparkling, it's commonly referred to as "homeopathic lager" among colleagues - i.e. without any active ingredients.

H2- oh

I dunno, man. I've heard it being referred to as "aqua-cola". I've also heard it's incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It's practically impossible to resist.

Should've never been started on that shit. I dunno why it's so normalised in society...