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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's called testosterone gut/belly. They're all on steroids and they're all pushing 60+.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh really? I thought it was booze.

Who are the other two cunts anyway?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's probably booze too. None of these guys are healthy at all. I haven't any idea who the other two are lol

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sucking in the gut or girdle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

"Peak performance"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guy on the right built like a cybertruck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro looks like a Zach Galifianakis character

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My man’s haircut makes him look like a French Spaniel

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't know if I've ever seen a picture wherin the photographer more clearly said "suck in that gut."