false and heterosexual (you're with a girl, but this didn't happen)
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Real and gay
But only till transitioning and then she'll be straight again (thus making it fake)
Only until annon starts transitioning and it becomes real and gay again >:3
> Antisocial
> Crippling Loneliness
> Software Dev
> TransFem
Yup, takes place in Seattle.
i wonder why that is
Could be Portland.
Nah, people talk to eachother in Portland
Wait you mean I should move to Portland?
nobody should move to Portland
Oh come on, I only have met like 1 - wait, 2, oh yeah, 3. No, 4... You know what nevermind.
4 polycules of transbians?
Just people I know to be trans and working in tech. I didn't guess about loneliness. Actually I would guess about 1/3 of those who come to mind are trans men. Also not especially antisocial compared to the rest of us, but then the joke is that the whole region is antisocial.
idk the lore here, but from now on I'm going to use this technique on cities I have some beef with or something
There is this popular phenomenon here in Seattle called "The Seattle Freeze". Basically its where people don't talk to eachother on the street.
I thought all cities were like this. Nope, even LA is better than this.
Also, the big tech boom, not just Microsoft, but Amazon, has a huge tech impact on the city.
Some recent stats have showed that seattle in terms of population have the most people on dating apps, and the most men/women ratio, and also loneliness.
And last but not least, over here, it is hard to know a person here who does not know another transperson.
I've had pretty good luck making friends in Seattle 🤷
Furry or kink community?
Kink as well, but mainly hiking and motorcycling.
Wait, furry is not kink?
Fried chicken restaurants serve American food, and American food restaurants serve fried chicken, but there's enough of both that they end up needing their own spaces
Fake: Bragging about their adorable femboy bf (potentially egg)
Gay: Software Dev
It takes a true man to become the best girl
Bro went egg-hunting
He thought it was Easter!
Happy Pride month!
This is fucking adorable
Programming socks